@bevraj of choice: Tiger: (whispers) Alright, here's the approach. She's with a girlfriend and there's ring tan, but no ring plus fake tits. So the hole's guarded but the husband shouldn't come into play from this angle. Dressed classy, probably breaks right, so keep it intellectual and about money.
Stevie: So play a soft hook from the right, to keep her attention from the friend?
Tiger: Nah. Direct approach. Don't you worry about the friend. (Pounds drink and moves in.)
@David Hume: That's a lot better than the rumors I heard coming out of P&G headquarters. I wasn't looking forward to Oprah shaving Mike O'Malley's back and then him returning the favor.
" Tiger Woods' sex life matters to me. There. I said it. And you can believe it, because it's true. This isn't reverse psychology or sarcasm or anything else. This is an admission: I'm fascinated by Tiger Woods' sex life."
Does he, like, want credit for admitting to being a prying weirdo or something?
Conversely, Dmitri Voronin, president of Kiev's largest cell phone provider, is still holding his press conference to announce his company's competitive holiday promotions.
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Because he can.
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Stevie: So play a soft hook from the right, to keep her attention from the friend?
Tiger: Nah. Direct approach. Don't you worry about the friend. (Pounds drink and moves in.)
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-Tron
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More like Unforeskinned circumcisions, amirite?
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Does he, like, want credit for admitting to being a prying weirdo or something?
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Fuck. Him.