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    Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    And I always thought of Matt Geiger as the Eeyore of the NBA.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    There's only one thing that can fix this... the death of Stat Quo.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    He looks depressed in that ESPN magazine commercial. I thought it was just bad acting.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    I heard if you need something a little more dynamic, he can do it. Oden is like a chameleon.


    But if he doesn't shape up, he's going to lose that Viramon vacuum endorsement.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    He can't let go of being Greg Oden.


    Neither could Camus.

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    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    His introduction music is from "A Charlie Brown Christmas."
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    Portland signed Piglet and Roo to ten-day contracts in an attempt to lift Oden's spirits.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    he treats him like a potty training special needs child


    I figure in Oden's case this can be solved easily with Depends.

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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    Is anyone wondering if Greg Oden will become a real life Benjamin Button? Maybe that's why he's so depressed.
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    Image of TracyHamandEggs TracyHamandEggs
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    10 10 and 2 is modest for a rookie in his first 20 games? Me thinks its Jason Quick thats the downer.


    Then again, hes a Blazer beat writer, hes probably missing the constant contact high he use to get in the locker room.

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    12/11/08

    @TracyHamandEggs!: Quick has his panties in a bunch because Greg stopped talking to the media.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    boom.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/11/08

    @Phatty: I'm a chameleon.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    I was wondering why Greg had all those gold stars on his jersey.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    At this rate, Oden will still be the center of the future in the year 2025. When he'll actually be 61 years old.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    "At least you're not stuck in Oklahoma City, son. You can bike to work, drink microbrews and smoke hydroponic weed here!"
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    12/11/08

    In reply to Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess
    I smell a Disney movie. Mopey Center leads a ragtag group of basketball players to a championship while changing his outlook on life and basketball. But who plays the lead?


    No Martin Lawrence jokes.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/11/08

    @BigRicks: Morgan Freeman.
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    12/11/08

    @BigRicks: Michael Clark Duncan.
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    12/11/08

    @BigRicks: Gary Coleman.
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