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Let's Try Joy Of Cooking's Worst Recipes. First Up: Quick Fish Loaf

I like to eat. Most of you do, too, I’m fairly sure, because I’ve seen you all doing it out at restaurants and in front of, behind, or under food trucks, and I daresay you looked quite pleased with yourselves. But due to the finite geometry of intestines and other guts, as well as the unwelcome but omnipresent… » 5/11/15 11:26am 5/11/15 11:26am

The Rockets And Clippers Tried To Murder The Playoffs 

If you were to take just a cursory glance at the box score from Game 1 of the Western Conference semifinals, you might think that a decent game was played. “This was a pretty high scoring game, that’s neat!” or, “Blake Griffin had a triple-double, that’s also neat!” or, “The score was close late into the fourth… » 5/05/15 11:46am 5/05/15 11:46am

The Royals Are Serving Fans Moldy Garbage Hot Dogs

The picture you see above, via KCTV 5, was snapped by a Royals fan who attended Friday’s game at Kauffman Stadium. That first, not entirely revolting hot dog is what was available to fans who wanted to pay normal prices for food. That pallid tube of, uh, meat (?) that’s been stuffed into some sort of molecularly… » 4/20/15 6:07pm 4/20/15 6:07pm

Curt Schilling: "Ask My Wife ... Not Pleasurable But Consistent"

Here we have what appears to be 48-year-old Curt Schilling making an extremely awkward joke about his mediocre sex life during the top of the seventh inning of tonight’s Cardinals-Cubs game. (Skip to 0:37 if you don’t want any of the dumb yukking.) I suppose it’s possible Schilling was referring to something other… » 4/05/15 11:45pm 4/05/15 11:45pm

Hey, Look, It's Jay Mariotti Posing For Some Glamour Shots

It's been a while since we've heard from Jay Mariotti, an unspeakably bad writer and stain of a human being who once pleaded no contest to misdemeanor stalking and assault charges after getting into a physical altercation with his then-girlfriend. We weren't and aren't quite sure what he's been up to, but a reader… » 3/26/15 10:52am 3/26/15 10:52am

Christina McHale Pukes All Over Australian Open Tennis Court, Still Wins

American tennis pro Christina McHale overcame several episodes of puking during the third set against France's Stephanie Foretz to win her Australian Open first round match today 6-4, 1-6, 12-10. It was a gutsy performance, one ESPN showed in all its slow-motion vomiting glory. » 1/19/15 10:38am 1/19/15 10:38am