This Courtroom Sketch Of Guy Fieri Is Just Delightful

Somebody stole Guy Fieri's car and then (allegedly) attempted to murder someone. Guy had to testify in court. Someone else had to draw a picture of it. And now the horror of murder (and the lesser horror of auto theft) has been mitigated ever so slightly, by the most wonderful illustration of all time. » 11/01/13 12:45pm 11/01/13 12:45pm

Awful Person Pays $100,000 To Be Guy Fieri's Pretend Friend


Let it never be said that hedge-fund billionaire Steven A. Cohen has an eye for a bargain: The poor bastard paid a hundred grand to go on a day-long playdate with Guy Fieri, when, for the same net effect, he could have dropped maybe $25 for a sandwich-board and enough red paint to scrawl "I AM A SAD LONELY LOSER WITH… » 10/21/13 10:59am 10/21/13 10:59am