Someone Ranked The Best Minnesota High School Hockey Tourney Hair

Since Minnesota loves hockey at all levels, the high school state tournaments are televised, with each kid getting at least a few seconds of camera time for the team introductions. For the past four years, a man has ranked the best hair—flow, salad, or lettuce, if you will—from those intros. It's a bit weird but mostly … » 3/09/14 11:00am 3/09/14 11:00am

New Rules On Whether Your Son Must Cut His Hair To Play Sports

Forced hair cutting is a right of passage for boys all across the country. If your lax parents don't make you, your school sports team, the military, or potential employers are happy to step in and demand "clean cut" grooming. But apparently that is discriminatory against boys, because nobody requires girls to get pixie… » 2/28/14 3:15pm 2/28/14 3:15pm

Andrew Bynum's Hair Is Just All Fucked Up Now

The only thing worth talking about that has come from Andrew Bynum's first season with the 76ers has been the big man's ever-changing, ridiculous hairstyles. Today, Bynum met with the local media to give an update on the progress of his rehab (Spoiler alert: he's still a few weeks away from returning) and revealed his … » 2/19/13 1:40pm 2/19/13 1:40pm

Andrew Bynum Finally Explains What's Going On With His Hair

Man, Andrew Bynum is such a bummer. Yesterday, he spoke to reporters about the status of his weakened knees, and he didn't have much to offer in the way of encouragement. His left knee still hurts a lot, his right knee is not as swollen as it used to be, and he has taken up swimming. That about covers it. » 12/11/12 9:45am 12/11/12 9:45am

Manny Ramirez's Dreads Will Cause Drug Use, Abortion, Gayness,…

This disgruntled fan of the Sacramento River Cats would like you to know that she is NOT fuddy duddy. Nor is she a crackpot. She just thinks that Manny Ramirez's dreadlocks are the reason that "unwholesomeness" is spreading across the American landscape. I strongly urge you to listen to this voicemail in its entirety,… » 6/15/12 3:20pm 6/15/12 3:20pm