Adorable Kid Thinks Candy Corn Is A Candle, Tosses It In The Garbage

A YouTuber named Kyle Quinn gave some candy corn (which is garbage) to an outrageously cute sixth-grader in China. That sixth-grader thought it was a candle, and threw it in the trash. That sixth grader is the best sixth grader. » 11/07/14 9:05am 11/07/14 9:05am

Suns Pranked By Old "Dinosaur In The Arena" Trick

Completely blowing the Flyers' Halloween prank out of the water, the Suns' Goran Dragic teamed up with one of those animatronic dinosaur puppets to scare the crap out of his teammates. Please be sure fast-forward to 3:15 for the Morris twins; even the gif can't do it justice. » 10/31/14 5:52pm 10/31/14 5:52pm

Nick Young Dressed Up As The Best Chappelle's Show Sketch

Let's take this opportunity to clarify something: The best Chappelle's Show sketch was Charlie Murphy's stories about Rick James. There's no need to be contrarian about this. » 10/31/14 5:00pm 10/31/14 5:00pm

Sexy Costumes for Men: Your Favorite Dudes, Dressed as Their Dames

When it comes to sexy costumes, we here at Jezebel believe that it's time for some gender equality. But we couldn't quite picture how it'd look, so once again, we drew it ourselves. Here are some of your favorite dudes, all decked out as their sexy better halves. » 10/31/14 4:45pm 10/31/14 4:45pm

Candy Corn Is Garbage

Many people like candy corn, such as hobos, serial murderers, and Satan. But actually, candy corn is terrible. If you give it out to trick-or-treating children this evening, you belong in fucking prison. » 10/31/14 1:29pm 10/31/14 1:29pm

And Now, Your Worst Halloween Costume Stories

We were living in Chicago when I was six, and I chose to be a ghost for Halloween. I made the costume myself, because cutting two holes in a sheet seems like an easy task. Of course, I had to cut a third eyehole, because my first two were off-alignment. I also failed to consider the fact that a ghost costume has… » 10/31/14 11:37am 10/31/14 11:37am

Which Candies Have Have The Most Sugar?

Ostensibly, this chart from WaPo's Wonkblog is about ranking candy by its sugar content so you can consume the maximum amount of sugar, and it does a fine job of that. But looking at it, all I can think about is how everything north of Gummy Bears coming in at a full 70 percent sugar is so much more alarming than I… » 10/31/14 11:06am 10/31/14 11:06am

Watch Paralympian Josh Sundquist Make His Fantastic Halloween Costume

Former Paralympian Josh Sundquist now spends his time as a motivational speaker, but when Halloween comes around, he becomes the best costume creator of the holiday. He's gone as a flamingo, gingerbread man with a leg bitten off, and the leg lamp from A Christmas Story in past years. This year, he's a foosball… » 10/28/14 1:00pm 10/28/14 1:00pm

Ray Rice Blackface Halloween Costumes Are The Worst Idea

Dressing up as Ray Rice for Halloween is a bad idea. An even worse idea is dressing up as Ray Rice for Halloween and wearing blackface. » 10/26/14 11:26am 10/26/14 11:26am

The Hater’s Guide To Your Local Halloween Store

Every year, when October rolls around, some enterprising fellow in my area rents out an abandoned Dollar Tree and turns it into a pop-up Halloween Megastore, resplendent with costumes and decorations and fitting rooms that almost certainly now house the Ebola virus. Almost everything in these stores costs $30 or… » 10/23/14 3:04pm 10/23/14 3:04pm

Nah, Don't Be Ray Rice For Halloween

I get it; it's cheap and easy. You get an old jersey, some pads, a blow-up doll, and bam: you're the public face of domestic violence. But maybe the recognition you'll inspire isn't worth it? Just a thought. » 10/21/14 9:42am 10/21/14 9:42am

Here Are 12 Scary-Ass Halloween Movies To Totally Ruin Your Shit

I have always suspected that there is a reason why all of our best holidays come in the fall and winter. Days get shorter, and it's cold and wet out, and all the animals go to bed, and all the trees, like, die or whatever. Winter is a hard, shitty time of year. » 10/20/14 12:32pm 10/20/14 12:32pm

We Have A Halloween Cereal Problem

It's Halloween season, now, and if you've taken your keen consumer eye into certain participating supermarket chains, you may have noticed the (for a limited time only!) return of the familiar monster-themed General Mills cereals of yore: Count Chocula, Franken-Berry, and Boo-Berry. » 10/09/14 4:48pm 10/09/14 4:48pm

This Dodgers-Themed Dia De Los Muertos Altar Is Awesome

Here's a cool thing that was spotted by our friends at Sons of Steve Garvey over the weekend. It's a traditional Dia De Los Muertos altar that was erected in a Los Angeles cemetery by a family that wanted to honor their cousin. This kind of makes me want to die a Dodgers fan. » 11/04/13 2:20pm 11/04/13 2:20pm

Your Best Sports-Themed Halloween Costumes

Yesterday, we asked our readers to share their best sports-themed Halloween costumes with us. They did not disappoint. The one above might be my favorite, because that fellow in the middle went dressed up as a Buccaneers' MRSA sore. Scroll down to see the best of the rest. » 11/01/13 1:40pm 11/01/13 1:40pm

Tomorrow Will Be a Mess. Here's Your Post-Halloween Cleanup Primer.