And Now, Your Worst Halloween Costume Stories

We were living in Chicago when I was six, and I chose to be a ghost for Halloween. I made the costume myself, because cutting two holes in a sheet seems like an easy task. Of course, I had to cut a third eyehole, because my first two were off-alignment. I also failed to consider the fact that a ghost costume has… » 10/31/14 11:37am 10/31/14 11:37am

The Hater’s Guide To Your Local Halloween Store

Every year, when October rolls around, some enterprising fellow in my area rents out an abandoned Dollar Tree and turns it into a pop-up Halloween Megastore, resplendent with costumes and decorations and fitting rooms that almost certainly now house the Ebola virus. Almost everything in these stores costs $30 or… » 10/23/14 3:04pm 10/23/14 3:04pm

Woman With Bell's Palsy Has Awesome McKayla Maroney Halloween Costume

Yes, Halloween was almost two weeks ago, but Leslie Barrett's strong Halloween costume skills must be recognized. » 11/12/13 8:55pm 11/12/13 8:55pm

Despite Chris From Austin's Victory, People Still Sent Favre/Sterger…

Remember Chris from Austin? The guy(?) who dressed like Jenn Sterger for Halloween and distributed wallet-sized cockshots, thus making him the winner of a costume contest that wasn't really a contest last week? » 11/06/10 4:15pm 11/06/10 4:15pm

Here Are Many More Shots of People Pretending To Be Brett Favre And…

It's funny because I'm going to picture the chick painted in black throughout the Vikings/Patriots game, and I'll bet you will too. » 10/31/10 2:00pm 10/31/10 2:00pm

Sports-O-Ween III: Season Of The Itchy Sweatpants

You people just will not let this go, will you? Just moments after I put up the last gallery of unfortunate costume horrors, my inbox was flooded with still more masquerade submissions. Seriously, folks, this is becoming a sickness. » 11/05/09 5:30pm 11/05/09 5:30pm

The Sports-O-Ween That Wouldn't Die

Halloween is long gone, but people still keep submitting their terribly lame and occasionally offensive sports costumes so that we can post them on this site and embarrass their loved ones. Who are we to deny them their infamy? » 11/04/09 4:40pm 11/04/09 4:40pm

The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween

We've tallied the results and as suspected....your Halloween costumes kind of stunk. Don't sweat it though. At least you weren't burned alive for going to a Scottish soccer match dressed as a sheep. » 11/02/09 4:55pm 11/02/09 4:55pm

Send Us Your Lame Sports-O-Ween Costumes

Tomorrow is All Hallows' Eve and you may be tempted to put on a sport-themed costume in an effort to win candy and prizes. You should seriously rethink that strategy. Sorry, but there can only be one Baby Mangino. » 10/30/09 5:15pm 10/30/09 5:15pm