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Never Try To Steal A Car From Najeh Davenport

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 May 2009 09:30:10 EDT

If you see a car parked on the street with the engine running, you'd probably be tempted to jump in and take a ride. Just make sure it doesn't belong to Najeh Davenport, because he will chase your ass down.

Davenport was visiting a family member in a Pittsburgh suburb yesterday, when he left his 1970 Chevy Impala running outside. Twenty-two-year-old Rodney Green saw an opportunity, jumped inside and took off. But Davenport jumped in an SUV (a dump truck was sadly unavailable) and gave chase. The man demands his justice.

The chase ended when Green crashed into four parked cars and tried to flee on foot, but was "detained" by Davenport and several other witnesses until police arrived. I bet he looked good doing it too. The Impala, unfortunately, was no more.

Davenport told WTAE Channel 4 Action News reporter Shannon Perrine that he worked in a store to save $500 to buy the car when he was 15, but has since invested $35,000 to customize and restore it....

"That car was totaled in the front. It was a nice car," said neighbor Leonard Heinz.

Yeah, it was a nice car ... for him to po.... aww, nevermind.

Former Steeler Davenport Chases Down Car Thief In Carrick [WTAE]
NAJEH. DAVENPORT. CAR. CHASE. [Mondesi's House]
Former Steeler Player Involved In Chase, Suspect Crashes Into Parked Cars [KDKA]

Will Najeh Davenport's Hamper-Pooping Hijinks Hurt His Modeling Career?

DAULERIO — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:05:18 EDT

I totally missed this on Friday, but Najeh Davenport's days as an NFL running back are seemingly over and he's now looking to start a new career as a professional model. Fantastic.

The Pitt-Happy deviant at Mondesi's House had Davenport's "Model Mayhem" profile sent to him. It reveals Najeh's softer side and he's humbled and ready to start the next chapter in his life:

I've been a professional athlete for the pass 7 years, and right now this is the next stage. I really hope to learn the business from meeting more people through the site, to help me further my career.

Yes. By the looks of his portfolio, he's still got a little work to do. He needs a nifty nickname for some of his model poses, like...

Brown Steel

The Poolander

Enjoy yourselves.

Najeh Is Now A Male Model [Mondesi's House]

Najeh Davenport New Dump Truck For Steelers

Leitch — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:40:10 EST

The Steelers might have won last night — a loss would have been devastating to their hopes f staving off the Browns — but they lost running back Willie Parker for the rest of the year with a broken leg. (Good thing nobody plays fantasy football in Week 17.) And now only one man can save them: The Hamper Shitter.

Yes, at long last, Najeh Davenport, the hamper shitter, has a starting role for a contending NFL team. We've been waiting for this day for a while. Let the jokes reign free. Our personal favorite is that Davenport will "fill Parker's shoes." We are quite certain that he will.

Much Ado About Pigskin Poo [Wired]