Cricket Player Sidelined Due To Violent Case Of The G-dubs

"The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts and the wound needs further care and treatment for another 10 days," the PCB said in a statement."[GuardianUK] » 5/22/09 10:00am 5/22/09 10:00am

Never Try To Steal A Car From Najeh Davenport

If you see a car parked on the street with the engine running, you'd probably be tempted to jump in and take a ride. Just make sure it doesn't belong to Najeh Davenport, because he will chase your ass down. » 5/20/09 9:30am 5/20/09 9:30am

How 'Bout 'Dem Ladies Killing Their Husbands Over 'Dem Cowboys?

" An Allen woman accused of killing her husband said she stabbed him in the heart after he turned up the volume of a Dallas Cowboys game, according to media reports." [DMN] » 5/12/09 11:40am 5/12/09 11:40am

Keep Your Head In The Game At All Times, Even When It's Split Open

A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful. » 4/29/09 12:00pm 4/29/09 12:00pm

The One Where The Yapping Hand Job Picks A Scab (Update)

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. » 3/27/09 4:00pm 3/27/09 4:00pm

And Here's Your Sweet Sixteen Duan: Talk About The Games, Life, Your…

I typed in many variations of "sixteen" and "sweet sixteen" and either candles or Miley Cyrus popped up. Or some DJ entertainment companies. I went with Miley. » 3/26/09 7:00pm 3/26/09 7:00pm

Kobe And Vanessa Say Maid's Crap-Sifting Allegations Are Untrue

The Bryants' legal team has released a statement denying the claims of emotional abuse, name-calling, and poop-rifling levied by the family's former maid. "Outrageous," the statement said. [TMZ] » 3/26/09 8:45am 3/26/09 8:45am

This Is Why Warm-Up Drills Are Dangerous

Stan Simpson, Illinois frosh, killed in the low post during practice... no, of course he wasn't. But I'm sure his whole face smells like Wilson right now. [The Sports Hernia] » 3/19/09 1:10pm 3/19/09 1:10pm

Vince Papale's Wife Maybe, Possibly Does Care About Black People

There's some melodrama brewing between Emeritus, William F. Leitch, and, Vince Papale, former Philadelphia Eagle and "Invincible" inspiration. It appears Mr. Papale is not a fan of this site. » 3/18/09 2:00pm 3/18/09 2:00pm