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    That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    Police in Worcester have declined to pursue the man responsible for a series of robberies committed while wearing the Red Sox's new "hanging brain" hat.


    Worcester Police chief Leonard Suarez told NPR: "If that guy's crazy enough to wear a hat depicting a shorn scrotum protruding from unzipped jeans, there's no telling how many officers he could take out. Risk/reward calculation, you know?"

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    Apparently the police caught him when he showed up for his free motorboat and then the beat him to the full extent of the law.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    I thought the "hanging sox" hat was the one with Buckner in a noose.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    It's the second biggest crime of the year involving a guy in a Red Sox hat. Jim Rice getting into the HoF is still number 1.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    You can tell the police startled him by the exclamation points next to his head.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/29/09

    @Barry Lutz:


    He should hide under the nearest cardboard box.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    So it looks like the burglar was caught, by the very people trying to catch him!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/29/09

    @Doyle McPoyle:


    How ironic.

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    Bake him away, toys.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    I'm so confused. I want to make a Spike Lee joke but isn't that Martin Lawrence?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    That looks like a notable black celebrity! You know, the one who wears glasses!
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/29/09

    @Matt Sussman: So that's what Fred Hickman was doing in his spare time.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    A black Sox fan? Now I've seen everything.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    That's one more Red Sox fan off the streets
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    I'm still waiting for someone to capture the man responsible for a string of election robberies while wearing a 'hanging chad' cap.


    (That's not the new hat by the way. It's the same thing as a red Yankees hat.)

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    Image of RussianRocket RussianRocket
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    You stole HockeyMountain's line that he stole from the Simpsons!
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    Image of James Del James Del
    01/29/09

    @Buzz Killington: Both of which were based loosely off a line from Fargo.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    And, finally, Kareem's goggles can be returned to the Basketball Hall of Fame where they belong.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/29/09

    In reply to That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
    When did Perez Hilton become a Deadspin editor?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Needs more cum dribble.
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