The Sacramento Kings Are Now So Desperate That They're Marketing To Old StonersJack Dickey4/20/12 4:40pm15EditPromoteGo to permalinkAre you a Sacramento Kings fan? Ha, no, shut up, you're not. They're half a game ahead of last place in the West, 2-8 in their last 10, headed for the lottery again. They're probably leaving town. Who would ever want to go to a Kings game?