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    Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
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    11/28/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    Show of hands: Who else ate him/herself into a two-hour food coma?


    Pumpkin roll, I fucking love you.

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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    Evening all. Back from Thanksgiving at my Sis's house. Scrumptious meal. Only sour note to the day was a bit of bad news from New Jersey way. My brother is a victim if Citicorp's problems as he has been let go as of the other day. Although, he will be paid through next April which at his salary is a considerable sum.
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    Evening DUAN! I survived another Thanksgiving without killing my MIL, and this year the food was good (Mr. and I cooked this year)!


    And Kat, try explaining "rickroll" to your 83 y/o FIL. The best I got was "sort of like the internet version of a wedgie". That, he understood.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/27/08

    @Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: Wow, that's actually a good description. I just love thinking about the 70% of America that had no clue why Rick Astley interrupted the friends song in the middle of the parade.
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    Evening, DUAN! I'm thankful for a family that is willing to give me the house to myself while they go see "Four Christmases". Also, Thank God I'm dodging that bullet.
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    11/27/08

    @TheDerridaDrop: Nice. So you rolling middle-school style, and watching some Cinemax while you sneak one of dad's Coors Lights?
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    11/27/08

    @TheDerridaDrop: I want to see Four christmases, despite its terrible reviews, but not as much as I want to see Baz Luherman Presents AUSTRALIA!
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    Today I have: cleaned my entire house, rearranged some furniture, went for a run, consumed a considerable-but-not-unseemly quantity of vodka, avoided any and all interactions with friends and family. Good Thanksgiving? Good Thanksgiving.
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    [animalreview.wordpress.com]

    I just the read this website in it's entirety, and now sit here quite possibly a better person for it.
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    11/27/08

    @U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: Oh my god, my best friend just introduced me to that site earlier this week (while I was at work, unfortunately), and easily, three hours GONE. Amazing. The sea cucumber entry was my favorite. "Did we mention it shoots its organs OUT OF ITS ANUS????"
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    I think I am going to have more pie. After all it has been like 4 hours since I ate anything. Have a good night everyone and Happy Thanksgiving!
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    It's so weird watching The Notebook, because it was filmed on my campus/in Charleston, and it's completely distracting noticing the background of the big romantic scene is my favorite divebar.
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    11/27/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I gotta tell ya, that movie bored me to tears. I know as a female I am supposed to love it, but I just don't.
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    11/27/08

    @J-No: It makes me cry a lot, but not as much as Walk to Remember.


    Plus Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are hot.


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    11/27/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I think he still looks like a boy in that movie so I can't get into him.
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    11/27/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Ryan Gosling's man zone seems to agree with the former.


    /boner jokes still not beneath me

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    11/27/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Never seen it. Which one is that dude? The guy that's now married to Scarlett or the other one? Eh. Like it matters.
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    11/27/08

    @Katni: the other one. he's adorable. I have a friend from Jesus Camp that looks just like him.
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    The thing I am most Thankful for today (besides family, friends, etc...) my dog is here and curled up at my feet. IS there anything better than that?
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    11/27/08

    @J-No: My dog refuses to leave the car to join us in the house. My parents refuse to believe that the dog may not like their mountain house.
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    11/27/08

    @The Boy Wonder: That's odd. Why doesn't Wonder Dog like it?
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    11/27/08

    @J-No: I have no idea. She has had no issue acclimating to any other house she's ever been brought. This is the first time I've ever seen her here. Maybe she is just getting cantankerous in her old age.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/27/08

    @The Boy Wonder: cantankerous... good word.


    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: 32. and incredibly lame sometimes.


    @J-No: his beard looks good though. i totally embarrassed myself in front of our waiter last night for the 30 minutes i was there because his beard looked good on him.

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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    I'm starting a "Thanks for being a week too late, Brian Westbrook" support group.


    Anyone who would like to join: Fall in line for complimentary kicks to the groin because hell, what's one more?

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    11/27/08

    @Starburied: I benched McNabb for Favre this week. I see Donovan already has 2 TDs. He'll probably wind up with 3 or 4 and Favre will have a 7 INT game. Plus, my opponent had Chris Johnson and TO starting today as well.


    I hate you fantasy football.

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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    [www.youtube.com]
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    11/27/08

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Ha! I have that on my tumblr. When that happened, Meg and I (who were already crying and laughing and emotional wrecks throughout the parade) flipped our shit.
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    11/27/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I went to the ND Syracuse game last week and at half time the band played three 80s songs, the last was Never Gonna Give You Up; the student section loved it, pretty much everybody else looked confused.
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    11/27/08

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I was talking to a friend today and was trying to explain the Rickroll, and why it was AMAZING that Macy's rickrolled America.
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    i wonder if I wish it long enough, the 90s grunge trend will reoccur.
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    Update: Hawk fan says bathroom sex scandal "ruined my life"


    A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she'd had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn't remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.


    Somebody's celebrating Thanksgiving alone!

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    11/27/08

    @FEAST is points on your face: She's at least having more fun than other orphan Thanksgivingers... (cut to me, liquor, beer tears, and flannel.)
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    11/27/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: In 1.5 hours cut to me getting hammered watching NBA/NFL, while ignoring my extended family. Good times.
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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    @FEAST is points on your face: It really has been a well done season. Even if it leaned on Riggins, Lyla, and Tyra suddenly being in the same grade as Saracen. It's not like it was implied that those three were seniors in the first season or anything. Or that Riggins takes off for New York or to rebuild a house for a week or two at time and still remains eligible.


    Plot holes be dammed I still love the show. And it remains one of the best soundtracked shows as well.

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    11/27/08

    In reply to Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving
    I really want to go to JerryWorld when it opens next year.
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