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    HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.

    Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky

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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    10/01/09

    In reply to HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.
    "SPYGATE!!!BELLICHEAT 18-1****HAHAHALOLOLOL" [farts, cries, falls down]

    /espn'd
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/01/09

    In reply to HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.
    It's true, T.O. has never even sniffed the Overrated Cheapshot Artist playoffs, let alone the championship game.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/30/09

    In reply to Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky
    322 Balls? That's more than Chien-Ming Wang!
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/30/09

    In reply to Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky
    I don't understand, don't these guys have a beer in each hand like I do at Mets' games?
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/30/09

    In reply to Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky
    just like NAMBLA and Catholics

    Isn't that redundant?

    //relax, its a joke
    //heads off to confession
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/30/09

    In reply to Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky
    Methinks the Happy Youngster would be the type of guy who would spend way too much time on the Holodeck.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/30/09

    In reply to Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky
    The ballhawks have themselves a neat community for their peculiar obsession, just like NAMBLA and Catholics

    Or like Club Minxxx and Bill Maher.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/30/09

    In reply to Moneyballhawking: Happy Youngster And Friends Go All Sabermetricky
    I guess "Puck Collector" is their Deion Sanders?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    I think the ballhawks and the players are huge piles of douchiness. Does anyone really want us to feel sorry for the pro athletes? A jersey and two signed bats is not that much. I find it crazy that teams charging current ticket prices are acting like fans are evil for trying to get something back.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    All that pyramid needs is a perpetual fountain consisting of Summer's Eve.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    But now that the balls are out of their original packaging they are worthless.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    It was a clear day, and I was tending my melon patch, far from the house. Suddenly I heard the horrible screech from above - BALLHAWKS!.


    I knew I was foolish for not wearing my steel underwear that day, but I never expected it to happen to me.


    With a whoosh, the giant bird swooped from the sky, knocked me down and began tearing at my jeans. WHY BALLHAWK, WHY?

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    The picture with the backwards baseball cap was I needed to see to know that this guy is a douchebag.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    I saw a kid at a Braves game last season do the jersey swap thing. For the Marlins! This crap hobby has spread to the kids.
    /still bitter I never caught a foul ball or HR at a MLB game.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    Kige Ramsey's efforts to construct a scale model of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon using only Tennessee Titans game-used footballs have not been as successful.
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