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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    I'll keep it short, because my carpal tunnel is OOOOOWWWWWWWW
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    Image of Beer-Fart Beer-Fart
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young

    Why are they giving players Bucketheads?
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    Image of MoClarettMoProblems MoClarettMoProblems
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    Of course, this episode focusing on "toughness" also featured Ochocinco getting a mani-pedi and shopping for fake diamond earrings at Claire's Boutique...
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    Image of UGAdawg UGAdawg
    08/27/09

    @MoClarettMoProblems: Before I started watching the series I figured Ocho Cinco to be an asshole. Now my opinion has changed completely. He's grounded and responsible. He doesn't need to be a balla by dropping G's on earrings that shine just as bright. He's cool in my book. As for the mani-pedi, some of you men out there need to take care of business. Crusty feet and unkempt hands won't get you laid as frequently. Just stay away from the polish.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    08/27/09

    @UGAdawg: Plus, he was just showing off his AmEx card.
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    Image of UGAdawg UGAdawg
    08/27/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: While holding it he said 'just because you have it doesn't mean you need to spend it.' Good philosophy for anyone. If he was a poser he wouldn't show himself buying $15 earrings. He'd be flashing that card in Tiffany's.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    This is the Cincinnati Bengals we are talking about though, along with the Lions and Raiders, they are the biggest shit show in the NFL. They don't have a scouting department, which leads me to believe it's the main reason they keep resigning Chris Henry. They simply do not have any knowledge of other players in the league, so they might as well stick with the one they know. They don't have a GM. Probably can't afford one.
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    Image of Donal Murphy Donal Murphy
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    Marvin Lewis: Son, you need to be tough to play in the NFL.

    Player: Coach, how the fuck would you know?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    WHAT ABOUT THE GROWN MEN! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE GROWN MEN?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    I'm waiting for the documentary about the troubles of Young Bentern.

    "D00KIE"
    "FAG"
    "RAPIST"
    "Good post today, Ben!"

    But which of his coach's remarks do you think has the bigger impact?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    This Is Why NFL Players Die Young

    Funny I thought it was psychotic wives.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    "I don't talk to hurt guys."

    That's alright. Chris Simms wouldn't have much to say anyway.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    or even read our Softball Failures

    People read that? I would log on to Oprah.com as soon as I saw that story post.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
    ...injuries are for pussies.

    Jerramy Stevens hung this over his locker in college.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1. Holy crap.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    08/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: OMG.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: That one is Mahatma . . . Gandhi.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    08/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/12/09

    In reply to What To Expect From "Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals"
    ‘Hard Knocks' puts Bengals under a microscope

    Usually, the only thing related to the Bengals that is put under a microscope, is Gunnar Esiason's mucus.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/12/09

    @Hatey McLife: lol
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    08/12/09

    In reply to What To Expect From "Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals"
    Also fraudulent? San Diego's playoff chances and LDT's commitment.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/12/09

    In reply to What To Expect From "Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals"
    HBO needs another show featuring synthetic bodily fluids. I'm thinking Onterrio Smith starring in False Urine
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    08/12/09

    In reply to What To Expect From "Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals"
    Personally, I think the Bengals will show their stripes
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