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    Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc

    Where Awkward Happens: Reading The Body Language Of NBA Draft Picks

    Thabeet Takes His Balls to Memphis

    Hasheem Thabeet Has Checked Out
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
    At the time, the grizzlies were consulting the leading expert on prodigious melons. Unfortunately, Jenn Sterger no longer qualifies. #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
    Zach Randolph would like to show his sincere remorse by taking the next week of games off to tour the finest Memphis strip clubs with Thabeet. #hasheemthabeet
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
    Ted Williams's Head, on the other hand, merely reeks of cryogenic incompetence. #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
    This place is so good, I might try:

    [www.hogsfly.com] #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
    Can you eat Memphis BBQ through a straw?

    Sadly, the world's foremost authority on this topic died on August 17, 1977. #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    @Steve U: . . . and on the toilet, no less. #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    @Steve U: Tina Turner is still with us. #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
    "Whr Wll Amzng Hpn Ths Yr?"

    - Hasheem Thabeet #hasheemthabeet
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc

    Can you eat Memphis BBQ through a straw?
    This is close enough. #hasheemthabeet
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    11/11/09

    @DennyCrane: I googled that because I was sure it wasn't real. The whole I was typing it in, and the page was loading, I kept thinking to myself, "There is no way. No freakin way. Can it be real? No, not at all."

    But it is. And now I must have it. #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    @mattycakes: There's a bar in Manhattan that makes its own. It's an acquired taste, but a bacon martini is pretty damn good. #hasheemthabeet
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Zach Randolph's Head Continues To Wreak Havoc
    Wow, that is the worst looking grizzly since Kirk Douglas. #hasheemthabeet
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/26/09

    In reply to Where Awkward Happens: Reading The Body Language Of NBA Draft Picks
    Is this the same woman who told the New York Times Eli Manning was worse than Vince Young because Eli wasn't smiling?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/26/09

    In reply to Where Awkward Happens: Reading The Body Language Of NBA Draft Picks
    The David Stern handshake is a newly drafted player's baptism into the NBA.


    Hopefully, with stem cell research on the upswing, we'll soon be seeing the last of the Muhammad Ali handshake.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    06/26/09

    In reply to Where Awkward Happens: Reading The Body Language Of NBA Draft Picks
    Also, if you look on the bumps near Blake Griffin's occipital lobe it suggests that he has the makings of an All-NBA player and a penchant for premature ejaculation.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Where Awkward Happens: Reading The Body Language Of NBA Draft Picks
    That's a power handshake. That shows he feels powerful, in control. He's literally making him move the way he wants him to move."


    Feeeeeel Thabeet. Some like it hot. Ready or Not...

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/25/09

    In reply to Thabeet Takes His Balls to Memphis
    For the record, that counts as a uniform in Connecticut.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/14/09

    In reply to Hasheem Thabeet Has Checked Out
    Thabeet's going pro? But I still haven't finished editing my Michael Olowokandi highlight tape.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/14/09

    In reply to Hasheem Thabeet Has Checked Out
    From the Lost Boys of the Sudan to the Lost Boys of Santa Carla, he fits in everywhere.
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