Sam Gagner Tied Gretzky's Oilers Record With Eight Points Last Night

The last time an NHL player had an eight-point regular season game (1988), Sam Gagner wasn't born yet. That he tied an Oilers club record held by legends like Wayne Gretzky and Paul Coffey makes his performance last night against Chicago that much more glorious. Since we can't depend on you having access to these… »2/03/12 10:42am2/03/12 10:42am

Lionel Messi's Hat Trick-Finishing Goal Brought Announcer Ray Hudson To Orgasm

Barcelona spanked Málaga 4-1 today in La Liga, and the world's best soccer player Lionel Messi took over as Spain's leading scorer on the season with this hat trick-finishing goal. It sent commentator Ray Hudson into an even more over-the-top frenzy than usual, from his cats-mating shriek to his extended use of Star… »1/22/12 2:25pm1/22/12 2:25pm

Here's Clint Dempsey's Hat Trick Today, The First-Ever By An American In The English Premier League

Our own Luke O'Brien predicted in August a big season for American midfielder Clint Dempsey as he started his sixth season playing for Fulham in the EPL, and the past two weeks have borne that prediction in a big way. Dempsey followed his FA Cup hat trick two weeks ago with another today against Newcastle, the… »1/21/12 2:06pm1/21/12 2:06pm