Hey, You! You Seem Hateful. Help With The 2010 MLB Playoffs Hater’s…

I'm told the baseball playoffs start soon, which means another month of magical October baseball magic magicness is upon us, or however a cunt like Ken Burns describes it. » 9/30/10 4:00pm 9/30/10 4:00pm

Fu*k Your Parade, Yankees

Oh hey! Loogit! Very rich people being cheered as they drive through the financial district most responsible for our economic downfall! WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT TO SEE! » 11/06/09 3:45pm 11/06/09 3:45pm

No One Cares About A F*cking Live Press Conference

The Vikings beat the Packers at Lambeau Field yesterday. But did you know there were other NFL games played on that day? No, I swear. It's true! » 11/02/09 4:00pm 11/02/09 4:00pm

Fire Up The Self-Pity Machine, IT’S BLACK SUNDAY!

And so it was that, come Monday morning, the denizens of New England awoke to a world covered in thick, black ash. A world that knew neither hope nor joy, but only self-involved douchiness. » 10/12/09 1:30pm 10/12/09 1:30pm

The Most Hopeless Franchise In Football. Jamboroo, Week 5

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. » 10/08/09 2:20pm 10/08/09 2:20pm

Mark Schlereth Is Awful And Needs To Be Liquidated

There are baffling success stories in this world. There always have been. But one of the most puzzling ones is how Mark goddamn Schlereth has somehow become the most omnipresent football analyst on ESPN. » 9/25/09 11:50am 9/25/09 11:50am

Why Your Team Sucks: New York Giants

Some people are fans of the New York Giants. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Giants. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. » 8/24/09 3:45pm 8/24/09 3:45pm

Brett Favre As A Viking And The Importance Of Your One True Hate

Drew Magary's Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew's new book, "Men With Balls," featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. » 7/10/08 2:20pm 7/10/08 2:20pm