The 2013 Hater's Guide To The Top 25

This is it, everyone. This is the last year of college football shooting itself in the foot with a shitty, underwhelming BCS national title game. Come next season, the sport will institute a playoff, and with that, a whole new era of college football shall begin. With better games! And even crazier fans! And more… » 8/29/13 1:30pm 8/29/13 1:30pm

The 2012 Hater's Lover's Guide To The Top 25

Every year, we preview the upcoming college football season with a Hater's Guide to the Top 25, and every year I make the same jokes about Ohio State fans being dumb and Alabama fans being racist (it's true!), and it's always a great deal of fun. But this year, between the Hater's Guides and the Why Your Team Sucks… » 8/30/12 12:35pm 8/30/12 12:35pm

The 2011 Hater's Guide To The Top 25

It's that time of year again. Time to bust out the old roasting pan and say despicable, awful, horrible things about every team in the college football Top 25. Join me, won't you? Please note: The following guide contains words, which may be an issue for those of you who attend Auburn. As a safety precaution, I suggest … » 8/18/11 2:34pm 8/18/11 2:34pm