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    The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces

    If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady

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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/11/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    The real question is, which poof ordered the raspberry sorbet?

    They picked up Jeff Garcia to get information about the Raiders' offense?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    This raspberry sorbet... was it the kind you'd find in a second-hand store?
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    Image of WhatWouldTebowDo? WhatWouldTebowDo?
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    Cowherd would argue that seventeen percent tax on raspberry sorbet is complete bullshit.
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    Image of CPH2133 CPH2133
    09/11/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: he bitched about tipping on alcohol on this same story on sportsnation a few nights ago
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    09/11/09

    @CPH2133: what's this now?
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    Image of Drunken Midgets Drunken Midgets
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    That's not the bill, that's the Padres' payroll
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    Meal served off a nude Tila Tequila, no? & did anyone go knuckle-deep on her, (inadvertently, of course)?
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    FAILBOT promoted this comment Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    09/10/09

    @Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eh, watch it, man; certain editors de-approve accounts for similar.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    And only Merriman had a shot at Tequila.
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    Image of dnafarfan dnafarfan
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    Looks like Vince Young's tab at GayBar.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    09/10/09

    @dnafarfan: Fucking Fail
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    Image of dnafarfan dnafarfan
    09/10/09

    @FAILBOT: My feelings are SO hurt by that.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Chargers Sure Can Stuff Their Fat Faces
    That's still no match for LenDale White's Patron tabs.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    "If ya can bite 'em, dress up like a lady" - Marv
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    ...preparing to "work his rookie magic"

    I remember the days of trying to work some rookie magic. I had no control over my magic wand and usually cast my spell at a most inopportune time.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/10/09

    @David Hume: I've told you a thousand times that the Harry Potter books are not pornography.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    The surest sign you are picking up a classy tranny is if she is carrying some kind of mysterious opaque plastic bag.
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    09/10/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:

    Pretty sure you don't get to see the bag that they're carrying until it's too late. Not that I'd know or anything.
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    Similarly, my wife lets me "work my rookie magic" around the house during the evenings of even numbered Thursdays.

    //Checks calandar

    ///YES!
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment DumpsterDining was starred DumpsterDining was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    Meanwhile, rookie fuck David Pierce is pacing timidly on the set of Stag Party 357.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions... which are weird and deeply confusing.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    The South African Track Federation wonders how fast David Price's 100 metres is.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/10/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: That's awesome.
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