What The Miami Heat Taught Us About Fascism (And Maybe Cat Sex, Too)

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!) and our erstwhile Heat Strokes diarist, closes the book on Miami's season. » 6/14/11 5:30pm 6/14/11 5:30pm

The Miami Heat Have Failed Us; Or, How Chris Bosh Is Like The Space…

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!) and our erstwhile Heat Strokes diarist, picks up his pen again on the occasion of tonight's Most Important Basketball Game Ever, Lakers-Heat. » 3/10/11 6:10pm 3/10/11 6:10pm

Heat Strokes, Game 32: Kobe, Tell Me How My Christmas Tastes

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/27/10 6:00pm 12/27/10 6:00pm

Heat Strokes, Game 31: King Of Kings

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/24/10 3:25pm 12/24/10 3:25pm

Heat Strokes, Games 28-30: The Heat Go Mainstream

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/21/10 6:45pm 12/21/10 6:45pm

Heat Strokes, Game 27: Heat-Knicks, The Best Kind Of Rancor

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/17/10 3:00pm 12/17/10 3:00pm

Heat Strokes, Game 26: LeBron James And The End Times

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/14/10 2:00pm 12/14/10 2:00pm

Heat Strokes, Games 24 & 25: Showtime

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/13/10 5:30pm 12/13/10 5:30pm

Heat Strokes, Game 23: The Splendors Of Boredom

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/09/10 6:50pm 12/09/10 6:50pm

Heat Strokes, Game 22: We Are All Hostages

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/08/10 11:30am 12/08/10 11:30am

Heat Strokes, Game 21: The Meeting Is The Message

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/06/10 2:15pm 12/06/10 2:15pm

Heat Strokes, Game 20: In Which We're Reminded That LeBron Is Not A Dick

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/03/10 5:15pm 12/03/10 5:15pm

Heat Strokes, Game 19: The LeBrorschach

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 12/02/10 6:25pm 12/02/10 6:25pm

Heat Strokes, Games 15-18: The Meaning Of The Bump

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 11/30/10 3:15pm 11/30/10 3:15pm

Heat Strokes, Games 12-14: The Deathly Hallows

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 11/24/10 2:15pm 11/24/10 2:15pm

Heat Strokes, Game 11: The Fuck-You Game We've Been Waiting For

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 11/18/10 3:20pm 11/18/10 3:20pm

Heat Strokes, Game 10: Miami Teaches Its Pitiful Fans How To Cheer

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 11/15/10 2:30pm 11/15/10 2:30pm

Heat Strokes, Game 9: Rethinking The Big Three

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 11/12/10 12:15pm 11/12/10 12:15pm

Heat Strokes, Game 8: The Haters' Wet Dream

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 11/10/10 1:15pm 11/10/10 1:15pm

Heat Strokes, Games 6 & 7: The Shape Of Pizazz To Come

FreeDarko's Bethlehem Shoals, a regular contributor to NBA FanHouse and co-author of The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History (visit the FreeDarko store, too!), is keeping a game-by-game diary of the Heat's season — the one you're pretending not to care about. » 11/08/10 2:15pm 11/08/10 2:15pm