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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    It's a pleasant domestic scene marred only by the presence on the bed of two children who, as far as I can tell, do not belong to the Hamels.

    The dog looks suspiciously rented as well.
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    where is the drawer in which Hamels' penis is locked away?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Meanwhile, the Myers are appearing in ads for local bail bondsmen.
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    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Cole Hamels' tell all: Life as a Top
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    The building turned blue, after she sprayed with her pregnant urine.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    [www.thehamelsfoundation.org]

    the advertisements for the ColeFoundation for animals feature the family wearing all black alongside their dog.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    I liked: Whoaaaaaah Baby!!!!!

    The Residences At Two Liberty Place
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    Image of Bob Loblaw Bob Loblaw
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily

    Cole: "I think the look we should go for here is a more subtle version of Clay Aiken's People Magazine cover"
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    09/08/09

    @Bob Loblaw: DJ AM survived?
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    09/08/09

    @NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Ohhhhhhhhh. Damn.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Life at the top...

    ... is short-lived.

    - Owen Hart
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Last time I saw something touting The Power of Two it involved a "classy, plot-driven" scheisse film.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Yeah, he was, after all, so much manlier when he was wearing tights and throwing tiny spheroids at men, hoping not to hit them lest they run at him in an attempt to assert their own manliness; all of this manliness, meanwhile, costs them all thousands of dollars a week at GNC and other, less reputable places and decreases the size of their testicles.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Oh, I get it. "Power of Two" because it's a pro late-term abortion ad. Three's a crowd.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Not pictured is the ad in Philadelphia Magazine with native son AJ Daulerio for "Deadspin Disposable Enemas."

    Deadspin Disposable Enemas: Exercise your colon blow before your date with Linda Cohn!
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    Damnit! Why did I use up my Billy Madison soccer player quote last week?!?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/08/09

    In reply to Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
    The state took them away from Brett Myers. Cole should actually be commended.
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