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    Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    And that wiener dog's name?


    David Eckstein.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    I googled "Bears chasing wieners".


    Bad move.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Am I the only one disappointed the bear didn't eat the weiner dog? C'mon, you were all expecting it...
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    02/26/09

    @Juancho: I blame Werner Herzog's moralizing.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Has Heidi heard of these new-fangled devices called "leashes"? Somebody should clue her in to the wave of the future.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Had a similar problem when Tim Tebow wouldn't stop coming to my bar, so I had to lock my girlfriend in the bathroom.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    It doesn't seem fair that when Heidi Watney has a problem, everyone makes a big deal about it but we all stood idly by while Jody Watley's career went down the toilet.


    It's just not right.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    That bear should've known better. Weiner dogs are professional track and field athletes, after all.It would be like trying to eat Usain Bolt for lunch.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    They both disappeared into the woods.


    About three minutes passed, in which the only sounds were the gentle rustle of the pine trees in the wind, and an occasional blue jay. Then, from out of the forest, comes the wiener...


    Excerpt from the book: "My first time, an anthology" out this April, from Harper Collins.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/26/09

    @David Hume: +1, and I'm ashamed to admit any knowledge of such things. (NSFW, obvs.)
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    02/26/09

    @Juancho:


    Why is linking back to this same story suddenly make it NSFW?

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/26/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: because I'm a moron who screwed up the HTML, though it doesn't seem to be linking properly. Weird.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Also, NESN apparently doesn't pay her enough to run down to Target with $20 and buy a tripod. I think I suffered a seizure watching that.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Call Deion. I'm sure he needs a new pair of electric green loafers.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Obviously, no one has told Heidi about the Supermike Signal. All she would have to do is shine that thing up into the night sky and all of her problems would be solved. Well, most of them.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Was her condo formerly Section 8 housing, or is it just filmed at a bad angle?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    Couldn't find a picture of her "interviewing" Varitek, eh Rick?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Watney Has Gator Troubles (With Dramatic Video)
    The pure hubris of weiner dogs really gets under my skin.
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