The Marlins Put The Wrong Date On Their Dumb, Fake No-Hitter Tickets

Well, stupid begets stupid. The Marlins have been selling the 9,100 unused tickets to Henderson Alvarez's walk-off no-hitter in the season finale. Dumb, but not unbearably so. Until they fucked up the date on the print-out tickets. » 10/01/13 11:29am 10/01/13 11:29am

The Marlins Are Selling Tickets To Henderson Alvarez's No-Hitter

Sunday's season finale was actually the fourth-best attended game of the year at Marlins Park. An announced crowd of 28,315 watched Henderson Alvarez complete a bizarre no-hitter that ended with him in the on-deck circle. Though the season is over, that game might turn out to be the Marlins' only sellout of the year. » 9/30/13 3:03pm 9/30/13 3:03pm

Henderson Álvarez Throws The Weirdest No-Hitter In Decades

Marlins pitcher Henderson Álvarez joined the immortal list of pitchers to throw a no-hitter, but he needed the help of his opposing Tigers pitcher to pull it off. » 9/29/13 3:22pm 9/29/13 3:22pm

Henderson Alvarez Almost Successfully Bunts With Levitating Bat

Henderson Alvarez had a rough fourth inning against the Giants last night. He gave up four runs thanks to a couple of walks, a couple of hits, a wild pitch, a three-way brain fart at first base and a balk. The next inning he tried to bunt his way on and managed to make solid contact on a pitch that was about to hit… » 8/18/13 9:45am 8/18/13 9:45am