You think Isiah Thomas will sign her to a long-term deal? Do you think she threw the ball at Wil Neives? Am I relying on lazy, hacky jokes, compelling you to put your fist through your monitor? All of the above?
As the parent of a 3-year old, I can tell you, there's an important lesson to learn here. never give something you value to a 3-year old. It will be lost/chewed/destroyed. This goes for:
game tickets
sports memorabilia
autographed shirts
hopes
dreams
I cant wait to watch young Emily as she hits other milestone moments in here young life: beating up her first Mets fan, doing her first E-A-G-L-E-S chant at a totally non NFL-related event, etc.
she's supposed to be on the Today Show this morning
That is not such a big deal. They have four hours to fill. Just yesterday David Hume was on for a solid hour talking with Al Roker about commenting on sports blogs.
These celebrities keep getting younger and younger. Pretty soon we're going to have a fetus that's famous for something and we'll put it on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
The most important story in the world right now is that of Emily Monforto, the precious 3-year-old protester who led a bold and courageous anti-ballhawking demonstration at Citizens Bank Park this week.
This went over a lot better than Tim Hardaway's 1994 anti-chickenhawking demonstration on the Castro.
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"Congratulations @LittleGirl but @Beyoncé's video was probably the cutest video of ALL TIME."
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@UkraineNotWeak:
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never give something you value to a 3-year old. It will be lost/chewed/destroyed. This goes for:
game tickets
sports memorabilia
autographed shirts
hopes
dreams
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Looks like someone is already considering a run for a Philly governmental position.
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That is not such a big deal. They have four hours to fill. Just yesterday David Hume was on for a solid hour talking with Al Roker about commenting on sports blogs.
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I mean, come on Monforto! It's right there on the back of your ticket stub.
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This went over a lot better than Tim Hardaway's 1994 anti-chickenhawking demonstration on the Castro.