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    York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes

    No Worries, Everyone: The Wrestlers Do Not Have Herpes. Sorry For The False Alarm.

    The Loneliest Boy In Rural Nebraska

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    Wear The Jersey Of Your Favorite Player's Venereal Disease!
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    Geez, first I touched his B's, now I got Her P's.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/20/08

    @David Hume: +Fuckin' A
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    I see Div. III has to settle for that instead of having staph like the pros do.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    I see "Civil Negligence" "Philadelphia" and "herpes" in the same article. Looks like someone's been taking advantage of his new found Olbermann-related fame.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/20/08

    @André Roussimoff:


    You have some nerve in saying that considering that cause of ghaneria you gave me last year.

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    These wrestlers are definitely the wickedest...


    If they were pussy they'd be filled with syphilis

    Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin rid of ya...

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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    Many college "forced grappling" cases go unreported. Frequently the victims blame themselves or are too ashamed to come forward.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/20/08

    @Barry Lutz: "Rape can be funny"


    ---George Carlin


    "Seconded"


    --Matt Stone & Trey Parker


    (oh and +1)

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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    I don't know why these guys have to be such sore losers.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/20/08

    @Athens_Grease: I think they are just itching for some attention.
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    Image of Gordon Gekko-Shumway Gordon Gekko-Shumway
    11/20/08

    @BruschisBrewsky: They miss the lesions of fans being a York College wrestler affords.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/20/08

    @HoFer Art Monk!: These puns are starting to get viral...
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    11/20/08

    @BruschisBrewsky: If it happens again, they're gonorrheally be pissed.
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    Image of PermanentInjuredReserve PermanentInjuredReserve
    11/20/08

    @Athens_Grease: Doesn't the team have managers or aids to deal with this?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/20/08

    @PermanentInjuredReserve: I'm afraid it's not as simplex as that.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    They should have known when that guy started going by the in-ring persona of "The Valtrex Vanquisher".
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    ...also sells "York College Football" sweatshirts in its bookstore...


    They are the top sellers, next to the "I Wrestled for York College and All I Got was this Lousy Case of Herpes Simplex Virus I" t-shirt.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    Loudon Swain wouldn't have allowed it to stop him. He was on a vision quest.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/20/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Madonna is never too far from a herpes story, is she?
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    Grapple = Teabagging?
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    11/20/08

    In reply to York College Wrestlers Are 0-3 Against Herpes
    Slow ... clap?
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