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    John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup

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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    "It is high...it is far...it is gone! Jorge juiced another nuclear test off the coast of Vieques!"
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    We all know that even the most subtle dig at a Hiroshima survivor will result in chunks of skin, and/or hair coming loose.
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    Image of Camp Tiger Claw Camp Tiger Claw
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    "Jeter put a whole lotta mulatta in that one! Goodbye!"
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    ...and the Japanese ... uh, guy.


    All Japanese men look the same to me - beautiful.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    It's still better than his less-used phrase "You're trying to seduce me with that homer, aren't you Mr. Robinson!"
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    John Sterling has always reminded me of a drunk Christmas Party uncle, especially when he spends the second through fourth innings to share his uninformed, brandy-soaked theories on how to reduce welfare rolls.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/03/09

    @ArkansasFred: "Listen, Fred, you tell these people, you say, no more. Just get the hell back to work or we'll put you in a jail somewhere. Then they'll learn. Hey, where'd I put that bottle?"
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    Most Yankees fans got over their virulent hatred of the Japs years ago.


    No shit, half of Long Island is married to one anyways.

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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    This is nowhere near as bad as the time I asked an employee at an Hasidic bakery in Williamsburg how much the Challah cost.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/03/09

    @Randy the Dodge Ram: Good lord, man, well done.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    Seeing John Sterling referred to as "The Voice of the Yankees" makes me want to die a little inside. Mel Allen, Rizzuto, Bob Sheppard, anybody* but Sterling, please.


    *okay, not Suzyn Waldman.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    In fairness, John Sterling is a total and complete shitshow who makes Michael Kay look like Vin Scully.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    That's not as bad as when Roger Sterling complimented Paul Kinsey's work with Salvatore Romano's catchphrase, "Another stroke of genuis from the closeted Italian queer!"
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    And that sacrifice fly is another seppuku for Matsui.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/03/09

    In reply to John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
    Later that night at the bar, Sterling attempted to make it up to Matsui by ordering him a Naga-Sake.
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