Junior Varsity Baseball Team Allegedly Made Love to McChicken Sandwich

Whoever said that youth is wasted on the young clearly did not anticipate a future in which a junior varsity boys’ baseball team from Grand Forks, N.D., would celebrate the end of their season and the impending arrival of summer by allegedly sexually violating a McDonald’s McChicken® on their bus. That same person… »6/03/15 6:32pm6/03/15 6:32pm

HS Basketball Team Booted From Playoffs For Wearing "Illegal Uniforms"

The Nathaniel Narbonne High School (Harbor City, Calif.) girls basketball team has lost their place in the Los Angeles City Section Open Division finals—and has been barred from the state tournament—for wearing "illegal uniforms" in Saturday's semifinal victory over View Park Preparatory Accelerated Charter High… »3/03/15 1:00am3/03/15 1:00am

Report: Catholic League Coach Mucked With College Prospects Of Rivals

The Neumann-Goretti High School (Philadelphia) girls basketball team is one of the best in the country, with an 18-0 record and currently ranked first by USA Today. Two of the team's players emigrated to the United States from Nigeria, and one of them, senior forward Christina Aborowa, signed a national letter of… »2/07/15 2:01pm2/07/15 2:01pm

Cops: Substitute Teacher Gave H.S. Footballer Oral Sex During Pep Rally

A 22-year-old substitute teacher was arrested and charged after she allegedly performed oral sex on a 17-year-old high school football player during an Oct. 17 pep rally. The player also reportedly asked her to perform "sex acts" as many times as his jersey number. (The jersey number wasn't specified.) »10/22/14 3:01pm10/22/14 3:01pm

Post Prom Rapist Jocks Facing Hundreds of Years in Prison

The Calhoun, Georgia case of three star high school athletes who allegedly sexually assaulted a girl at a post-prom party has taken a decidedly un-Steubenville-like turn, as instead of getting slaps on the wrists, the three defendants face hundreds of years in prison. Georgia prosecutors are not fucking around. »8/06/14 6:35pm8/06/14 6:35pm

Lil B Lines Make The Best High School Yearbook Quotes

We all know the feeling: It's the end of your high school career, the four most formative years of your young life, and you want to pick that perfect quote to embody the wisdom you've gleaned on your journey. That so many of our young people are choosing Lil B-inspired quotes bodes well for our country's future. »5/15/14 12:30pm5/15/14 12:30pm

High Schooler Hits 80-Foot Buzzer-Beater To Send Game Into OT

This is Temidayo Yussuf of St. Joseph Notre Dame High School hitting one of the most ridiculous shots you will ever see. With his team down by three and 0.6 left on the clock, Yussuf grabbed a rebound following a missed free-throw and immediately launched the ball 80 feet in the other direction. Somehow, his shot… »1/30/14 11:27am1/30/14 11:27am

Anonymous Releases More Intel On The Alleged Steubenville "Rape Crew"

Last month, Anonymous sub-group KnightSec vowed to expose the other students and adults affiliated with the Steubenville, Ohio Big Red high school rape case if they didn't publicly apologize before January 1st. On Wednesday, they released a video of former Steubenville High School baseball player Michael Nodianos… »1/04/13 1:45pm1/04/13 1:45pm