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    This Night Ended With A Brown Out

    Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park

    Drinks Are Drank, Cleavage Flys And Everyone Was Blotto

    A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness

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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    For a second, I thought this was Daulerio's story. I started skimming for the part where he suffered a head injury that left him borderline illiterate.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    So, did Cindy's lost 45 minutes include a trip back to the Olive Garden- perhaps lured by the endless pasta's siren song?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    YOU HAVE DEFECATION ALL OVER YOU, WE ARE TAKING YOU WITH US!!!

    -Germans
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    Who knew that Boomhauer from King of the Hill was a Deadspin reader?
     Reply
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    This story gets an A-minus for content and a C-plus for grammar. Never end two clauses in the same sentence with a preposition, much less one. I don't care how much fecal matter is involved.

    Furthermore, how can you possibly "vouch" for a woman who just voided the contents of her stomach all over the interior of your car? I would have dropped off her and my friend at the nearest convenience store and told them to call a goddamned cab.

    /yes, I am at work today
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    I haven't told anyone

    Indeed you haven't, Bob H. Indeed you haven't.
     Reply
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    That read like the lyrics of a bad Springsteen song.

    Don Juan of the Trailer Park

    Some half pint from the local trailer park
    Met me in the restroom
    Prior to leaving

    During the shot-fest reception
    A fight broke out

    Half pint, he was ready to fight
    But I quelled the situation
    And walked away the better man
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/27/09

    @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker:
    /sax solo
    //glockenspiel riff
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    He may be short, but I think we know who's the real small man. You.
     Reply
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    But where was Mamula?
     Reply
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    This also marks the 20th anniversary of his English teacher feeling compelled to scoop her eyes out with a melon baller.
     Reply
    Business_Socks was starred Business_Socks was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    How does it end? I keep getting to the "[rewind]" part and having to start over.
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/27/09

    In reply to Drinks Are Drank, Cleavage Flys And Everyone Was Blotto
    This is like "Failgate" getting a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    Christ, I thought we were done with Moe on the weekends.
     Reply
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    So did you blow him or not?
     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/27/09

    In reply to Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park
    Why was this guy even at Melissa Gilbert's wedding?
     Reply
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