For a second, I thought this was Daulerio's story. I started skimming for the part where he suffered a head injury that left him borderline illiterate.
This story gets an A-minus for content and a C-plus for grammar. Never end two clauses in the same sentence with a preposition, much less one. I don't care how much fecal matter is involved.
Furthermore, how can you possibly "vouch" for a woman who just voided the contents of her stomach all over the interior of your car? I would have dropped off her and my friend at the nearest convenience store and told them to call a goddamned cab.
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-Germans
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Furthermore, how can you possibly "vouch" for a woman who just voided the contents of her stomach all over the interior of your car? I would have dropped off her and my friend at the nearest convenience store and told them to call a goddamned cab.
/yes, I am at work today
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Indeed you haven't, Bob H. Indeed you haven't.
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Don Juan of the Trailer Park
Some half pint from the local trailer park
Met me in the restroom
Prior to leaving
During the shot-fest reception
A fight broke out
Half pint, he was ready to fight
But I quelled the situation
And walked away the better man
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/sax solo
//glockenspiel riff
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