Notre Dame To Announce Rehab Stint, Impending Pregnancy To TMZ

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South Jersey Pep Rally Turns Into Jerry Bruckheimer Film

Did your high school have a Thanksgiving bonfire? Did it explode, shaking the ground for 7 miles around and injuring a firefighter? If not, then yours sucked. [Press Of Atlantic City]

High Schooler Celebrates Meaningless Block With Trip To The Gun Show

This ridiculous Tecmo Bowl punt return is okay, but I'm really posting this for the goofball who blindsides a tackler, then flexes for his buddies while the play is still happening behind him. It's all about you, Anonymous Special Teamer. More »

The Fruit Of Chris Cris Collinsworth's Loins Is A Pretty Good Football Player

Austin Collinsworth, son of Bengals great/awkward commentator Cris Collinsworth, has won the Paul Hornung Award, given to the top high school football player in Kentucky. The question is, how is Austin with the fourteen to eighteen-year old-chicks? [The Cincinnati Enquirer]

The Most Extreme PAT Ever

A high schooler boomed his kick into a transformer, knocking out power to the neighborhood. I assume the remainder of the game was played in slow motion, with sparks cascading around them, like a John Woo film. [Birmingham News]

Coach Tries Knife Threats To Get Through To Players

Revolutionary motivational techniques from a prep school football assistant coach: practice harder or I'll cut you. More »

There's Losing Streaks, And Then There's Losing Streaks

La Salle-Peru High in La Salle, Illinois has played Geneseo High in football every year—sometimes twice a year—since 1919....and lost every single time. A 90-year losing streak. So they were probably pretty happy when they won last week. More »

Streaking Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Commits A Felony

Didn't Janet Jackson teach our nation's children that nudity at football games is anything but harmless? Now one high school student is facing criminal sexual conduct charges after his streaking across the field caused a near-riot. More »

ESPN's HS Football Contract Is Underwhelming

So, just how much does ESPN pay school districts to televise their prep football games? A cool $1000. It's all about the Clevelands. [AJC]

This Week In Heartbreaking High School Football Losses

Remember when the most painful memories of your high school athletic days melted in the wisps of time? Not anymore. We've got two absolutely crushing—or miraculous, depending on your viewpoint—last second wins/defeats, now preserved forever on YouTube. More »

Teenage Football Players: This Woman Will "Catch You" And "Have Sex With You"

"Police say [Venus]Lewis, who appeared to be drunk, then walked to a set of picnic tables, pulled down her pants, and inserted a tampon before beginning to masturbate in front of the children." [Zimbio]

Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)

It seems a few hairy-palmed scamps at Houston's Memorial High School recently sold the t-shirt you see here to commemorate their Mustangs' football game against archrival Stratford. Think this is the only bit of Memorial-related horsefucking? Nay! More »

Catholic School Teams Make The Best Videos

A reader sent this in to add it to our gallery of team photos. But this deserves its own post, for you see, it's a high school team's music video. And it's every bit as amazing as you could imagine. More »

Leon Lett Is Finally Off The Hook

It's been nearly 16 years since Leon Lett taught the world to not touch the ball after a missed field goal. (Crap, I"m old.) Sadly, current high school kids were too young to learn that lesson. More »

If You Have A Heart Left, This Story Will Touch It

This one's for you cynical bastards, inured to a summer of miserable stories. With the death of a high school football player's grandmother, the only parent he ever knew, he gained two new foster fathers: his coaches. More »

Injured Sports Editor's Paper Has Little Sympathy

That a newspaper editor was severely injured on the sidelines of a high school football game is no laughing matter. The newspaper's priorities, in the wake of his hospitalization, are. More »

Team Field Trip Gets More Baptismal Than Expected

You're a high school football player, on a team-building excursion. Your coach promised you steak, so you and your teammates are really looking forward to it. When suddenly — bam!! — surprise baptism. More »

High Schooler Makes Life Saving Tackle

It's American Hero Day on Deadspin! A high school defensive end in Mississippi saved the lives of his classmates when a 14-year-old girl pulled out a gun on his school bus....and he tackled her and took the gun away. More »

A Rough Night For Alabama High School Football

A head coach and a referee died in two separate incidents during the opening night of high school football in Alabama on Friday. More »