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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Most Extreme PAT Ever
    It says it was the 2nd time that's happened this season, which doesn't speak wonders for AL's power grids. #highschoolfootball
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    11/01/09

    In reply to The Most Extreme PAT Ever
    And though proud his son found success in his chosen sport, Roy Hobbs can't help but wonder what could have been.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    10/25/09

    In reply to Coach Tries Knife Threats To Get Through To Players
    It was a butter knife and Otis "Messy Eater" Buford had raspberry jelly on him? #highschoolfootball
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    10/25/09

    In reply to Coach Tries Knife Threats To Get Through To Players
    poking him and tapping him on the chest and on the helmet

    my least favorite kind of knife hits. #highschoolfootball
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/17/09

    In reply to Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
    Just so we're clear, Chaminade is an all-boys Catholic high school, the ideal breeding ground for sick, creepy ideas. #whimsy
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    10/17/09

    In reply to Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
    Taco Bell's Black Jack Tacos claim another victim. #whimsy
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/17/09

    In reply to Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
    What a bunch of stools. #whimsy
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/17/09

    In reply to Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
    Where exactly does this turn into a "prank"?

    I think this is more accurately described as "sick fucks who like to play with their shit." #whimsy
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    10/17/09

    In reply to Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
    Reminds me of my favorite article from college:
    [thedartmouth.com]

    Featuring the greatest quote ever:
    "There's poop everywhere, and we don't know why," Kim '07 said. #whimsy
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    Image of SponsoredbyV8 SponsoredbyV8
    10/17/09

    @Greek McPapadopoulos: I'll see you, and raise you:

    [thedartmouth.com] #whimsy
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    10/17/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: Oh yeah, that was a classic. I remember e-mailing that to Leitch back during the Carl Monday days. This one I prefer since my friends are quoted in the article. #whimsy
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    10/17/09

    In reply to Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
    Why punish them for trying to feed Shooter McGavin? #whimsy
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/17/09

    In reply to Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
    Hotel microwaves are so mercurial. Its always a fecal process to coax them into cooking your ramen. #prankswithpoop
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/16/09

    In reply to There's Losing Streaks, And Then There's Losing Streaks
    I guess they finally saw the Shining Path to victory. #highschoolfootball
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/16/09

    In reply to There's Losing Streaks, And Then There's Losing Streaks
    "hmjmrgggggg. jmmrwuww."

    Woodrow Wilson, 1919 #highschoolfootball
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    Image of ReelectTilden ReelectTilden
    10/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: +1 for stroke joke. #highschoolfootball
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/16/09

    In reply to There's Losing Streaks, And Then There's Losing Streaks
    Hey team, keep winning and there might be ONE THOUSAND dollars in it for your school system. #highschoolfootball
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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    10/16/09

    In reply to There's Losing Streaks, And Then There's Losing Streaks
    Rick Reilly® is sooo going to write about this. #highschoolfootball
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/16/09

    @Wawa: Two Fridays ago, Jake Steele lined up for the most important kick of his life. He wasn't just aiming at the crossbars; he was aiming at 90 years of history. 90 years of crying at homecoming. 90 years of wasted "SPIRIT WEEK!". 90 years, simply, of losing. Was he nervous?

    Of course not. He had nerves of Steele.     #highschoolfootball
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    10/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: The pressure was hotter than a six-dollar pistol. If he missed the kick, the pain would have felt worse than five root canals. #highschoolfootball
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