Make Hitler Happy: The Beginning of Mein Kampf, as Told by Coca-Cola

"Make it happy!" Coca-Cola's new marketing campaign exhorts. The campaign, introduced during a Super Bowl commercial, is accompanied by a stunt through which Twitter users reply to negative tweets with the hashtag "#MakeItHappy"; Coca-Cola then transforms those tweets into cute ASCII art. "We turned the hate you found… » 2/04/15 11:37am 2/04/15 11:37am

Wife Of Ravens Player Ponders Drake, Michael Sam, And Hitler

Lauren Cox is married to Ravens long snapper Morgan Cox, and she maintains a personal blog where she shares her thoughts on all manner of topics. This isn't something that is really worth pointing out under normal circumstances, but she just wrote something about Drake's "Side Pieces" ESPYs performance and how it… » 7/18/14 10:38am 7/18/14 10:38am

Nick Saban Is Like Hitler, Says Alabama Fan Who Loves Nick Saban

AL.com's Jon Solomon has written a wonderful article about the die-hard Alabama fans who flock to SEC media days with the hope that they will get a chance to meet Nick Saban. Some arrive looking for an autograph, others want to give gifts to Saban, and some just come to pay their respects—and also to glowingly compare… » 7/18/13 6:22pm 7/18/13 6:22pm

Company Founded By Nazi Won't Have Anything To Do With Aaron Hernandez

Boy, everyone is really trying to distance themselves from Aaron Hernandez, huh? The bosses at Muscle Milk called off their deal with Hernandez late last week; the Patriots ended things with Hernandez early Wednesday morning; and, earlier today, Puma, the German manufacturer of footwear and all kinds of other… » 6/27/13 4:10pm 6/27/13 4:10pm

Who Would Be Our Go-To Villain If Hitler Had Never Existed?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering old timers on roids, shampoo, keys, and more. » 5/14/13 2:33pm 5/14/13 2:33pm

This Wayne Rooney Scarf Looks An Awful Lot Like Hitler

Manchester United increased their standing atop the Premiership ladder thanks to a 2-1 win over Southampton yesterday driven by a Wayne Rooney brace that brought fans at Old Trafford to their feet, if they weren't already upon them. » 1/31/13 9:00am 1/31/13 9:00am

John Rocker: The Holocaust Wouldn't Have Happened If The Jews Had Guns

John "Pay Attention To Meeeeee" Rocker is doing god knows what with his time these days. I think there was a book? And maybe a black girlfriend? Even with his busy schedule, Rocker's been able to fit in a semi-regular column for loonypants conservative website WorldNetDaily. And his latest is something special. » 1/15/13 1:50pm 1/15/13 1:50pm

There Was At Least One Sign Depicting Roger Goodell As Hitler At The…

Roger Goodell temporarily may have lost his battle to suspend the Bounty Four, but he's still winning in his fight to become New Orleans's most hated man since Mike Brown. Here he is, helpfully adorned, on at least one placard. (We don't know if there were several of these things at the game Sunday. Yes, different… » 9/10/12 5:20pm 9/10/12 5:20pm

Did Robin Van Persie Just Salute The Nazis?

So this is weird. I'm not saying Robin Van Persie is a bad guy, but it certainly looks like he agrees with the ravings of a certain Austrian sociopath. At least Ian Darke was there to class up the joint. » 10/29/11 10:46am 10/29/11 10:46am

Hank Williams Jr. Gets Much-Needed Public Support From Kid Rock

Detroit native Kid Rock celebrated in the Lions' locker room after their 24-13 win on Monday Night Football last night. "I'm Detroit 'til I die," he told gathering reporters. » 10/11/11 1:20pm 10/11/11 1:20pm

Hank Williams Jr. Has Recorded A Rollicking Obama/Fox & Friends/ESPN…

You know what's inherently lame? Country music battle songs. In aggressive country music battles, the only gauge for how "bad" someone is is how angrily they can say "America" or "U.S.A." while still maintaining a legitimate twang. Nevertheless, disgraced "Are You Ready For Some Football?" singer Hank Williams Jr.… » 10/10/11 4:43pm 10/10/11 4:43pm

ESPN Cuts Ties With Hank Williams Jr., Which Is Like The Nazis Breaking…

Says ESPN, regarding Hank's analogizin' the other day on Fox and Friends: "We have decided to part ways with Hank Williams, Jr. We appreciate his contributions over the past years. The success of Monday Night Football has always been about the games and that will continue." » 10/06/11 10:43am 10/06/11 10:43am

The Hank Williams Jr. Intro Has Been Pulled From Tonight's Monday Night…

News of the temporary (for now) HWJ absence comes via CBS Sports. You'll recall Junior compared Obama to Hitler. Oh well, let's go back to happier days, 75 pounds ago, before all these Nazi socialists started running the country. » 10/03/11 6:05pm 10/03/11 6:05pm

All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Kristallnacht (UPDATE WITH VIDEO)

Hank Williams Jr., who exists solely to remind us that genius skips a generation, has some thoughts on John Boehner playing golf with Barack Obama: "That would be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu. Not hardly. In the shape this country is in?" [Huffington Post] » 10/03/11 2:19pm 10/03/11 2:19pm

Chris Kluwe's 'Downfall' Parody Has Hitler Calling Lockout Negotiators…

Downfall parodies seem like they're somehow older than the internet by now. But when one is made by an actual NFL player, we're willing to listen. And Vikings punter Chris Kluwe does a pretty good job of capturing what we're all feeling about the lockout these days. » 7/18/11 10:45am 7/18/11 10:45am

We Will Always Remember Dick Ebersol For That Thing He Said In The ESPN…

Dick Ebersol is leaving NBC Sports, as you may know. Let's not think about the bad times, though. Let's think about the fun we had. Like yesterday, when we came across this quote in the excellent ESPN book that we're currently dry-humping up and down the site: » 5/19/11 12:55pm 5/19/11 12:55pm

Hitler: The Drinking Game! Your Divisional Jamboroo

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. » 1/14/10 2:20pm 1/14/10 2:20pm

Lou Holtz's Last Foray Into Politics Didn't Go So Well

"I will have nothing to do with politics," Lou Holtz declared in 1983, assuring his new bosses in Minnesota that his days of endorsing race-baiting gasbags for Senate were over. Now he wants to run for Congress. Flip-flop! » 8/05/09 11:00am 8/05/09 11:00am

Sports Illustrated South Africa Distances Itself From Hitlery Ad…

Remember that rather gauche Sports Illustrated South Africa fake-cover ad campaign? The one with Der Führer getting the ol' SI jinx dropped on his head? Well, the magazine now claims it didn't like the ads, either. » 6/01/09 10:00am 6/01/09 10:00am