Make Hitler Happy: The Beginning of Mein Kampf, as Told by Coca-Cola

"Make it happy!" Coca-Cola's new marketing campaign exhorts. The campaign, introduced during a Super Bowl commercial, is accompanied by a stunt through which Twitter users reply to negative tweets with the hashtag "#MakeItHappy"; Coca-Cola then transforms those tweets into cute ASCII art. "We turned the hate you found… »2/04/15 11:37am2/04/15 11:37am

Wife Of Ravens Player Ponders Drake, Michael Sam, And Hitler

Lauren Cox is married to Ravens long snapper Morgan Cox, and she maintains a personal blog where she shares her thoughts on all manner of topics. This isn't something that is really worth pointing out under normal circumstances, but she just wrote something about Drake's "Side Pieces" ESPYs performance and how it… »7/18/14 10:38am7/18/14 10:38am

Nick Saban Is Like Hitler, Says Alabama Fan Who Loves Nick Saban's Jon Solomon has written a wonderful article about the die-hard Alabama fans who flock to SEC media days with the hope that they will get a chance to meet Nick Saban. Some arrive looking for an autograph, others want to give gifts to Saban, and some just come to pay their respects—and also to glowingly compare… »7/18/13 6:22pm7/18/13 6:22pm

Company Founded By Nazi Won't Have Anything To Do With Aaron Hernandez

Boy, everyone is really trying to distance themselves from Aaron Hernandez, huh? The bosses at Muscle Milk called off their deal with Hernandez late last week; the Patriots ended things with Hernandez early Wednesday morning; and, earlier today, Puma, the German manufacturer of footwear and all kinds of other… »6/27/13 4:10pm6/27/13 4:10pm

John Rocker: The Holocaust Wouldn't Have Happened If The Jews Had Guns

John "Pay Attention To Meeeeee" Rocker is doing god knows what with his time these days. I think there was a book? And maybe a black girlfriend? Even with his busy schedule, Rocker's been able to fit in a semi-regular column for loonypants conservative website WorldNetDaily. And his latest is something special. »1/15/13 1:50pm1/15/13 1:50pm

There Was At Least One Sign Depicting Roger Goodell As Hitler At The Superdome Yesterday

Roger Goodell temporarily may have lost his battle to suspend the Bounty Four, but he's still winning in his fight to become New Orleans's most hated man since Mike Brown. Here he is, helpfully adorned, on at least one placard. (We don't know if there were several of these things at the game Sunday. Yes, different… »9/10/12 5:20pm9/10/12 5:20pm

Hank Williams Jr. Has Recorded A Rollicking Obama/Fox & Friends/ESPN Diss Track Called "Keep The Change" (Updated)

You know what's inherently lame? Country music battle songs. In aggressive country music battles, the only gauge for how "bad" someone is is how angrily they can say "America" or "U.S.A." while still maintaining a legitimate twang. Nevertheless, disgraced "Are You Ready For Some Football?" singer Hank Williams Jr.… »10/10/11 4:43pm10/10/11 4:43pm

ESPN Cuts Ties With Hank Williams Jr., Which Is Like The Nazis Breaking Their Non-Aggression Pact With The Soviets

Says ESPN, regarding Hank's analogizin' the other day on Fox and Friends: "We have decided to part ways with Hank Williams, Jr. We appreciate his contributions over the past years. The success of Monday Night Football has always been about the games and that will continue." »10/06/11 10:43am10/06/11 10:43am