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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
    I've read every bit of every Ten Humans column. Then again, I read product labels while I'm eating breakfast. Clearly, the term 'Viewer Discretion' means nothing to me.
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    07/14/09

    @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Damn I read all of Ten Humans too. Quality lunchtime reading unlike Softball Failures, terrible lunchtime reading.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    07/14/09

    @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: I re-read old newspaper in the bathroom as time allows.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
    I said it last night, I will say it again:



    That picture is the Four Horsemen of the Basepocalypse. McCarver, Kay, Sterling and Jamie Campbell are the horses.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/14/09

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    the brain finally catches on and reminds you that you're watching batting practice



    Well, unless you are Brandon Inge.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
    It is whippets, temporary sensation caused by the rapid destruction of millions of irreplaceable brain cells, ultimately leading to subdural haematoma.

    Ironically, "whippets" was the name of Natasha Richardson's favorite ski run.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
    It takes a lot to make Steve Phillips the most tolerable broadcaster out of four, but by gum tWWL did it.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/14/09

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    But that cannot last, and eventually the brain finally catches on and reminds you that you're watching batting practice. And you've been watching batting practice for three hours.



    And this is why the Nationals attendance is so low.
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    Image of Ken Phelps All Stars Ken Phelps All Stars
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
    That he's able to keep that up for so long, at that level of enthusiasm for an event that stuffs enthusiasm in a laundry sack and bashes it against the cement for three hours, is the mark of the truly mad. It's also kind of heroic. I cannot fathom how anyone could put themselves through that and muster up enough energy to stay upright, let alone sound like This Is The Most Amazing Thing You Have Ever Seen. It would be easier to vigorously broadcast the contents of one's refrigerator. Berman must sleep for two months afterward.



    Isn't it sort of late to be discussing the NFL Draft?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
    That is like one of those pictures where people claim the ghost of logic in baseball commentating is watching over them.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
    Chris Berman isn't a baseball fan: He just likes things that go boom.



    Chris Berman - Michael Bay's biggest fan!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/14/09

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    and eventually the brain finally catches on and reminds you that you're watching batting practice.



    Like whenever I try to masturbate to videos of fluffers.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/14/09

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    letting our souls escape to a happy place, where we thought about chores needing to be done at home, assignments needing finished, toenails needing clipped.


    This also describes the last year of Howard Hughes' life.
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 07/14/09 1:06 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
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