Strikers Spend Their Lives Dreaming Of A Score As Pretty As This Own…

Welcome to YouTube, Festus Baise. The Nigerian defender, playing for Citizen in the Hong Kong first division, went reverse scorpion on his own net. Setting aside the unfortunate result, what was he hoping to accomplish? He was either going for the most stylish clearance of all time, or had a mid-air full-body spasm… » 12/20/11 11:30am 12/20/11 11:30am

Goal Celebration Goes Horribly Awry With A Commemorative Sliding Kick…

In a match against Sun Hei in the Hong Kong FA Cup about a week ago, a South China player tried to share a goal celebration with his teammate, and instead broke his nose. Yet another reason that everyone should just stick to the Bernie. » 5/23/11 12:30pm 5/23/11 12:30pm