No Really, Look At This Fucking Hoopster

Tipster Ryan sent us this image of a hoopster at Lollapalooza, and this man is now the official king of all hoopsters. Irony will never be the same after this. » 8/10/12 3:15pm 8/10/12 3:15pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: Libyan Rebel Edition

This young man is Chris Jeon. He is a 21-year-old UCLA math major and he recently decided to take a vacation to the Libyan revolution. He brought a throwback Jerry West jersey with him. » 9/01/11 8:00pm 9/01/11 8:00pm

Lady In Steph Curry Jersey And Leggings At Outside Lands Gives Us Our…

At first I thought this was a man, which would have been a hoopster to end all hoopsters. Dangly earrings, big scarf, a ponytail, leggings, and a cool player's jersey. » 8/14/11 5:30pm 8/14/11 5:30pm

Look At This Fucking Hoopster: Lollapalooza 2011 Edition

It is August in Chicago, and that, of course, means that young people have descended upon the city for Lollapalooza so that they can post Facebook albums of themselves drinking Budweiser tall boys with Kid Cudi in the background and the caption "post-punk punk is dead tho." It also means that it is very hot there, and… » 8/08/11 7:30pm 8/08/11 7:30pm

Arcade Fire Performs At Cubs Game; Fans Politely Pretend To Know Who…

In an epic collision of hipster idolatry and baseball, two members of the Montreal-based indie band Arcade Fire led "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" during the seventh inning stretch at Wrigley Field this weekend. » 4/26/11 5:00pm 4/26/11 5:00pm

One Of Our Hoopsters Is Tangentially Newsworthy, Source Says…

After Lollapalooza, we were inundated with hoopster sightings. We had a plethora to choose from and ended up doing multiple collections. One of our hoopsters was wearing a Team USA Joe Dumars jersey, turns out his brother just destroyed his ankle. » 9/15/10 5:20pm 9/15/10 5:20pm