Of Course There's A Racehorse Named Usain Colt

Horses are really fast animals. People are fast, too, but not quite as fast. The fastest human is named Usain Bolt. Bolt kind of sounds like colt, which is a type of horse, which runs really fast. And once again, the Transitive Property of Cornball Naming Conventions has popped up, as the British owners of a… » 7/25/12 8:05pm 7/25/12 8:05pm