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    Image of Richard Starkey Richard Starkey
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Also acceptable:

    The official douchebag bar of Manayunk (Mad River, for those in the know) and Also not licensed to be in Philadelphia: college football

    Our two cities are alike afterall!
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/25/09

    @Richard Starkey: Don't forget the one in Old City broham.
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    Image of Richard Starkey Richard Starkey
    11/25/09

    @twoeightnine: Is there one in Old City? I've never been to either because since I wasn't in a fraternity I wasn't cool enough to go.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/25/09

    @Richard Starkey: Yeah, Chestnut Street. It sucked but was always filled with the best looking girls who weren't completely full of themselves.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    I'm amazed this isn't in the Cleveland Browns gift shop. It screams Mangini-bear, no?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    The one made for Chris Brown fans is a panda.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Now I can die in peace.

    -Timothy Treadwell
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life

    "...and I feel really bad for the ex-pats living in New York that can't get their Spotted Cow fix," said Carey.

    Above, Wisconsin ex-pat Sven Swensen getting his Spotted Cow fix.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Did anyone ever notice that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew has no eyes!?!
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Travis Henry just impregnated one.
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    It's also possible, though perhaps not likely, that Vince and Jerome were exchanging the top-secret formula for Frito-Lay's exciting new Chipotle Ranch Market Grill Applewood-Smoked Honey Barbecue Corn Chip.
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    Image of Bobby BoJangles Bobby BoJangles
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Nobody likes Vince Young that much

    Jon Gruden would like to contest that statement, with this statement:

    Vince Young can beat you running, throwing, and optioning; he's a guy who can beat you running, throwing, and optioning; this is a football player who can beat you running throwing and optioning; Young's a quarterback in the National Football League that can beat you running, throwing, and optioning. back when he was the beloved QB of the Longhorns, he could beat you running, throwing, and optioning, and now that he's in the National Football League, he can STILL beat you running, throwing, and optioning; when you have a guy like Vince Young on team like the Tennessee Titans, you've gotta be careful, because he'll beat you running, throwing, and optioning; it’s scary for a defense in the National Football League to play the Tennessee Titans with Vince Young as their quarterback, because this guy’s a football player, and when he lines up under center, you’ve gotta account for the run, the throw, and the option; You can't really run the option in the National Football League, but when you've got a quarterback like the Tennessee Titan's Vince Young, who can beat you running, throwing, and optioning, then you can run the option effectively, because that guy's a football player who can run, throw, and option.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Caption: Vince Young and referee Jerome Boger demonstrate the proper technique for the much-famed, yet difficult to achieve "Eiffel Tower" manuever.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Just look at the technique on that - perfectly vertical forearms, elbows aligned, the optimal 28 degree lateral alignment, while maintaining the perfect 71 degree dorsal alignment. Man, someone's been breaking some tape down.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    I still think the high five between referee Billy Crystal and Reggie Miller in the movie "Forget Paris" was more egregious.

    What the hell am I talking about?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Still not as bad as the Bennett Salvatore-Derek Fisher bro-hug following Game 6 of the 2002 Western Conference Finals.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    I'm not a gambling man (because that's illegal and wrong in my state)

    Funny you should say that, because I showed up snot-hanging drunk to the OTB in midtown, and the nice man behind the plexi let me put my life savings on a harness race in Yonkers.
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