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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/02/09

    In reply to Shawn Chacon Even Worse At Gambling Than He Was At Pitching
    This is why you always hit on soft 17, fatass.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/02/09

    In reply to Shawn Chacon Even Worse At Gambling Than He Was At Pitching
    Shawn Chacon - bad gambler, avid Balls Deep reader?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/02/09

    In reply to Shawn Chacon Even Worse At Gambling Than He Was At Pitching
    He's a better gambler than Sal Fasano.
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Shawn Chacon Even Worse At Gambling Than He Was At Pitching
    You never know, maybe pitching without thumbs will work for him.
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    Image of Beef on Weck Beef on Weck
    10/02/09

    In reply to Shawn Chacon Even Worse At Gambling Than He Was At Pitching
    Apparently signing your checks as Wilmer Valderrama only works for the first $100K. After that, the authorities tend to get suspicious.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/02/09

    @Beef on Weck:
    Memo: Yo' mama so fat, she got her own Routing Transit Number!
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    09/21/09

    In reply to Houston Astros Fire Their "Manager"
    The fuck is an Astro?
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    09/21/09

    In reply to Houston Astros Fire Their "Manager"
    I like it when a team says, "We're going to fire you two weeks before the season is over, rather than waiting, just to show everyone how much we think you suck." It's like on a TV series when an actor decides to jump ship and instead of having the character move away, they kill them off. Take that, McLean Stevenson!

    /M*A*S*H'd
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    Image of Deric Deric
    09/21/09

    In reply to Houston Astros Fire Their "Manager"
    Cecil will be fine as long as he has Beanie by his side.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/03/09

    In reply to Aaron Boone Plays Baseball, Heart Doesn't Explode
    Aaron Boone Plays Baseball, Heart Doesn't Explode

    Yeah, it was more of a gradual thing. 4700 calories a day adds up, you know? - A.W.
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    Image of mr_hat mr_hat
    09/03/09

    In reply to Aaron Boone Plays Baseball, Heart Doesn't Explode
    Why aorta...
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    08/18/09

    In reply to Rangers Welcome Ivan Rodriguez Back Into Their Pudgy Arms
    The real fountain of youth is the ability to grow a mustache like a 14 year old.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/18/09

    In reply to Rangers Welcome Ivan Rodriguez Back Into Their Pudgy Arms
    Texas fans get a daily reminder that old age will someday leave them a broken shell of their former selves.

    The last time a comeback out of Houston was this underwhelming, it came with Bobby Brown and a crackpipe.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    08/18/09

    In reply to Rangers Welcome Ivan Rodriguez Back Into Their Pudgy Arms
    Texas fans get a daily reminder that old age will someday leave them a broken shell of their former selves.

    "What am I, chopped liver?" - Omar Vizquel
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/18/09

    @Silent Q: "What am I, swollen liver?" - Josh Hamilton's liver
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    08/18/09

    In reply to Rangers Welcome Ivan Rodriguez Back Into Their Pudgy Arms
    If they'd been free Rangers, the shell wouldn't have been broken so easily.
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    Image of WhatWouldTebowDo? WhatWouldTebowDo?
    08/18/09

    In reply to Rangers Welcome Ivan Rodriguez Back Into Their Pudgy Arms
    This marks the first time Texans have ever been excited about a Rodriguez crossing over their state border.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/18/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: The border that separates Houston from Arlington?
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    08/18/09

    @Karlifornia: In my defense I learned all about geography at the George W. Bush Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/18/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: It's okay. I'm like Ike Turner..I may beat you once in a while, but afterwards I hold you close and tell you I love you.
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