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    Image of AKA Fo2FFR AKA Fo2FFR
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    SUMMER (2006)
    Pitched in the Jayhawk League for the Liberal Bee Jays...


    Worst team name ever.

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    06/12/09

    @Searching for Derek Fisher: Worse than the Butte Pirates?
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    I believe Nostradamus predicted that the universe will end on the day this guy discovers the blink tag.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    I know in his freshman year at U of H, Jimmy broke a college record by 22 seconds for the mile and a half...


    I medalled in cross-country in high school. WHY THE FUCK DID I GET CUT FROM THE BASEBALL TEAM?

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    Image of Jehovahs Witness Protection Program Jehovahs Witness Protection Program
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    Bombastic, self-aggrandizing, preachy, incoherent. What is this, the next Roland Emmerich feature?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: +1
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    This isn't exactly a revelation. Everyone around college baseball knows that Noble is an inert coach.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    Sorry, Vinny, but Jimmy's numbers are... how do I put this nicely... Daniel Cabrera-esque?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO PUT THEIR FUTURE IN THE HANDS OF THIS MADMAN.


    This is also the theme of Ben Cohen's exit interview with Gawker HR.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    I know a certain Jimmy that would like to remind this Jimmy that indeed.....It's a Wonderful Life.


    I just can't fucking remember that asshole's last name.

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    Image of AKA Fo2FFR AKA Fo2FFR
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    IF NOBLE DECIDES NOT TO PITCH OR PLAY YOU, WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT?


    Transfer?

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    06/12/09

    @Searching for Derek Fisher: Better yet, go pro. Show me a pitcher with a shot at the majors who plays college ball, and I'll show you an idiot.
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    06/15/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Mussina. Drafted out of high school, opted for Stanford, later drafted in the first round, O's, Yanks, 270 wins, arguable Hall of Famer. And graduated with a Stanford degree.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    I hear Jimmy likes Elaine.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    It's times like these I'm glad my dad still can't operate a DVD player.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    No Soup for you, one year!
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    One of Jimmy's teammates had this to say about Jimmy's father's allegations:


    "TIM-MAY! Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, TIM-MAY!"

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    06/12/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Down like a clown, Charlie Br.... Down like a clown, Charlie Brahhhh....Down like a clown, Charlie B-b-brown.
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    The pitchers that ended up doing better this past 2009 season were the ones that Noble pitched more.


    Man, this Noble guy sounds like an idiot!

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    06/12/09

    @Athens Grease: He did invent dynamite, so he can't that stupid.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/12/09

    In reply to Epic Rant Exposes Dark Side Of Houston Cougar Baseball
    It looks like you are writing an incoherent, rambling and borderline psychotic missive that way too many people are going to read.


    Would you like help?

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/12/09

    @ArkansasFred:


    "Hey, it looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need some help? You should use bigger fonts and more forceful language, you'd get more money..."


    /these are jokes

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