Montreal Impact Striker Scores With Pretty Backward Flick

Lest you think the World Cup is the only soccer event going on, let this Jack McInerney golazo in last night's Houston Dynamo-Montreal Impact match remind you that yes, MLS is currently in season, too. » 6/30/14 12:06pm 6/30/14 12:06pm

This Long-Range Volley Might Win MLS Goal Of The Year

The Houston Dynamo visited the New England Revolution yesterday in MLS play. Houston won 2-1, which is fine, but what's really worth talking about is this filthy, filthy 25-yard volley from midfielder Adam Moffat to give the Dynamo the 1-0 lead. » 7/14/13 12:50pm 7/14/13 12:50pm

The Houston Chronicle Won't Cover Tonight's Dynamo Match, So We're…

Houston Dynamo are riding a 20-game home unbeaten streak and host Toronto FC tonight looking for a win that could put them tied with New York Red Bulls for second place in the MLS East. » 8/25/12 8:15pm 8/25/12 8:15pm

Which Sports Leagues Care If You Call Someone A "Fucking Faggot?"

This here's Colin Clark, a midfielder for the Houston Dynamo. On Friday, Clark was frustrated with a ball boy for not giving him a new ball fast enough. Picked up by the onfield microphones, everyone watching the nationally televised game heard Clark call the ball boy a "fucking faggot." It immediately became a… » 3/28/12 3:00pm 3/28/12 3:00pm

Houston Dynamo's Colin Clark Calls Ball Boy A "Fuckin' Faggot," Offers…

As noted earlier today on Dirty Tackle, Houston Dynamo winger Colin Clark is under fire for blowing up on a ball boy early in last night's match in Seattle. His apology (through Twitter) was of the typical "I didn't mean to disrespect anyone" variety and suggests Clark hasn't been exposed to those ubiquitous NBA "… » 3/24/12 6:12pm 3/24/12 6:12pm

Houston Dynamo Players Arrested After Fight With Off-Duty Cop Say…

Houston Dynamo players Tyler Deric and Warren Creavalle were arrested this weekend after a dust-up with an off-duty cop working security at a bar. From Deric's attorney: "Mr. Deric was with other soccer players, some who were African-Americans. The club did not want them coming in . . . He's not guilty of assaulting… » 2/08/12 2:20pm 2/08/12 2:20pm

Taped Premier League Game Doubles Ratings For MLS Final

When David Beckham left Real Madrid five years ago for what was billed as a "million-dollar-a-week" deal with the L.A. Galaxy, he said that he had two goals: He wanted to win an MLS championship, and he wanted to use his name to help raise the league's profile. » 11/22/11 11:30am 11/22/11 11:30am

Houston Dynamo's Stoppage-Time Goal Causes Their Announcer To Orgasm On…

Perhaps you might react with some skepticism to this man's gleeful shrieking: after all, the win only brought Houston to 8-7-11, and Real Salt Lake isn't one of the MLS's top teams. » 8/21/11 3:00pm 8/21/11 3:00pm

MLS Rivalry That No One Cares About Takes To The Highway

Billboards! We love billboards. Love it when someone has something so important to say, they can't afford to run the risk of not telling a passing motorist. » 5/12/11 4:00pm 5/12/11 4:00pm

And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face

No, it's not Champions League, but it is a good way to show off the WSJ's outstanding "Sports Snapshot" photo blog-a-majig. Amazingly, the man getting kicked in the head is Houston Dynamo forward Brian Ching who used that very same dented dome to score a goal later in the game. » 5/27/09 7:30pm 5/27/09 7:30pm