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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    So, um, I know y'all kinda don't like us Jezebels, but... I don't know a whole lot about sports but I really, really want to learn and am trying. So I hope you won't yell at me if I poke my head in here from time to time, because I really like you kids.
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    Image of Chicago Sometimes Chicago Sometimes
    05/28/09

    @hellosunshine: I hear there's a guest editor spot open.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    05/28/09

    @Chicago Sometimes: Heh, let the sports-retarded sorority girl post about sports.


    ...wait, that might work...

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    Image of Shawn Kemp's Lovechild Shawn Kemp's Lovechild
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    My Dad played in Belgium with Tommy Conwell and the Little Kings in 2002.


    Now, for the heart of why I'm here. A metaphysical question for all you thinkers.


    How do you truly find yourself? Everyone has that same question and that's the one I have had recently. I wish I could look on a map, or in a book, but alas, there's nothing in those places.


    I am wondering if it's a whole age thing (I'm still relatively young) and getting more mature.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/28/09

    @Shawn Kemp's Lovechild: I don't think that there is anything to find. The self is pretty fluid. It doesn't make sense to tack it down.

    My life is a series of moderately informed whims.


    I am large, I contain multitudes. (points to whoever knows what that's from)

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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    Question for the good of the order (or just me): Anyone here ever been to Poland, Hungary or Romania? Any places you'd recommend as must sees? Keep in mind, I'm a history nerd that loves drinking. Let that guide your suggestions.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/28/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: My whole family, except for my parents and sister, lives in Poland. Warsaw has a beautiful Old City, as does Krakow. Eastern Poland is very unique, so maybe hit Bialystok. I'd also suggest Gdansk. There is one other place, and it is on the tip of my tongue, but it isn't coming to me yet.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/28/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Wow, two of my students are from Bialystok and Gdansk. Recommended the hell out of them.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/28/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Zakopane! Tons of outdoor fun!
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    05/28/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: My family is from a bit south of Bialystok. I went up there a few years ago. Lots of fun.

    Honestly, Poland is great for history and drinking. Every place has it's own little specialty vodka (in some cases fancied up moonshine). I suggest imported beers for the most part, especially Czech...Polish beer is OK, but when you're so close to the best beer in the world, you have to go for it.
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    05/28/09

    If @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: If travelling thru Romania on summers, as would seem to be the case, do a day or three in Vama Veche. For history, Sibiu, Sighisoara, & Brasov offer chances to do a bit of walking in the footsteps of Tepes ("Dracula"). & Timisoara was the first city to revolt against the Communists, so if you can do the whole circuit, east to west, that too.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/28/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I'm impressed by your wisdom. I see myself dominating these places come July.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/28/09

    @Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Brasov and Timisoara were def on the list, I'll look into the other two. Thanks.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    If anyone's bored, I've actually started writing on my blog the past few weeks. Currently the only person I know who regularly checks it is my old roommate, so outside opinions are welcome.


    mikedrawcar.blogspot.com


    /sorry bout the promo

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    Image of Sex Fabregas Sex Fabregas
    05/28/09

    @mikedrawcar: "But you have to finish. It doesn't matter how little sleep you get, how little food you get, how often you've heard the same songs on the radio"


    The vending machine at school became my friend and I'd often get in a zone and would realize I had just listened to the same album 4 times in a row when in the shop.


    But you suck, our labs are usually open m/w 5-9 and sunday 12-5, and there was no open area you could go to after closing.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/28/09

    @Sex Fabregas: you should hear the kids here- they bitch about not having 24-7 access. the shops are open 8am-11pm 6 nights a week the whole semester.
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    @MrRedDevil: I would like to officially apologize for publicly accusing you of pornosaur abuse during the match today. It was a drunken text from the bar in the heat of the match, and I am a better person than that. Please accept my apology.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/28/09

    @toledostripper: Pornasaurus abuse? No such thing. Last time I checked, those fuckers have no rights.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/28/09

    @Shakey: It's the only dinosaur Carl Everett believes in.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/28/09

    @Shakey: Did you see my comment on Style Points?


    "Chuck Knoblockhead is the Elisabeth Hasselbeck of angry emailers."

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/28/09

    @MrRedDevil: Oh yes, it was awesome. He loved it. Thanks for commenting, fucknode!
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/28/09

    @Shakey: I'm also on the look out for Sidney Crosby, the bank robber.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/28/09

    @MrRedDevil: I can't believe Spud is not a suspect.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    Anyone ever had a shitty breakup with someone from their rival school, then log onto Facebook a month later to see they joined an official hate group for your school, and posted a prayer that your team wouldn't make a bowl game this year? Just me then? Ok.
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    05/28/09

    @vamusical: ugh. I thought all that high school drama shit was on Myspace.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Well this is college so it is technically facebook appropriate. Were this 3 years ago.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/28/09

    @vamusical: no, but I started dating a girl from my alma mater's rival and kept up all the shit-talking. That count?


    It's not like it's a personal attack.

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @mikedrawcar: No that's better, this guy acted like all was harmonious in UVA/VT world BOTH times we attempted dating.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    Sand Panda, in the hizzy. Congratulations to all the Barcelona supporters out there.


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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/28/09

    @MrRedDevil: Sorry about the loss my man. But you still have your pornasaurus to cheer you up.
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    Image of savedbypurplejesus savedbypurplejesus
    05/28/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    www.textsfromlastnight.com


    (978): so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @savedbypurplejesus:

    (773): is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?

    (773): it's more of a rinse.


    Please tell me this doesn't happen.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/27/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    fuck. once again i'm put in the "next in line to get married" category.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/27/09

    @mikedrawcar: Live the life of a hobo drifter and you won't have to worry about that.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    05/27/09

    @Shakey: We can't all be like you, Shakey.
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    Image of savedbypurplejesus savedbypurplejesus
    05/27/09

    @mikedrawcar: I recently named a buddy to this and he proclaimed, Not even close. Not that I wouldn't marry her someday, but I think she knows, deep down, if she brings it up now I break up with her immediately.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/27/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: In what other profession can you urinate on a homeless man at your whimsy?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    05/27/09

    @Shakey: Um, in what profession CAN'T you?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/27/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Touche.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/28/09

    @savedbypurplejesus: I'm single. Have been for years. I'm not sure if this makes it better or worse.
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    Image of DM DM
    05/27/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    How the hell does a spiderweb just start growing on your face and a spider start crawling down your glasses? It was like getting cooties in 4th grade, except more gross.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    05/27/09

    @DM: Who are you, Rip Van Winkle? How can you sleep long enough for a spider to spin a web on your face?
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    Image of ithacabaron ithacabaron
    05/27/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    DUAN! Rank 'Em

    (Champions League Edition)


    FC Barca

    Bob Barker

    Barcalounger

    Carl Barks, inventor/illustrator of Scrooge McDuck

    Barq's Root Beer

    Carnival Barker, as an occupation

    Bark, the album by Jefferson Airplane

    Barc, a three-masted sailing vessel

    Clive Barker

    The Barque of Dante (below)

    <*img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Delacroix_barque_of_dante_1822_louvre_189cmx246cm_950px.jpg"

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/27/09

    @ithacabaron: This is a tremendously challenging rank'em given how drunk I am. But I'm game. Here it goes:


    1) Bob Barker

    2) FC Barca

    3) Barq's Root Beer

    4) Carnival Barker (excellent occupation)

    5) Clive Barker

    6) Barque the sailing vessel (bonus points for historical significance)

    7) Barcalounger

    8) Carl Barks

    9) Bark by Jefferson Airplane

    10) The Barque of Dante

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    05/27/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    I wonder how often players make cracks about the whole Colorado Incident to Kobe on the floor. I mean, someone on Denver was just talking some trash. Do they have a whole series of rape-themed nicknames for him?


    These are the 'Sounds of the Game' that we really need.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/27/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    Who remembers these monstrosities:


    [www.angelfire.com]


    Truth be told, I would probably have to buy both the Pirates and Brewers ones. The Indians one is also very funny.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/27/09

    @Karlifornia: awesome. I love it how Kansas City can't ever do shit w/ their logos b/c we've always used the same things.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/27/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    Things that are awesome? Going to the hospital to get an H1N1 test. Negative, no big deal.
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    Image of ithacabaron ithacabaron
    05/27/09

    In reply to And Now A Nice Photo Of A Man Getting Kicked In The Face
    Whoa. I think someone told Lamar Odom there was a dime bag on top of the rim. Nice reach!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/27/09

    @ithacabaron: Better hope Jack Nicholson didn't hear that or there'll be a ten minute delay to get him down.
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