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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    I'm amazed this isn't in the Cleveland Browns gift shop. It screams Mangini-bear, no?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    The one made for Chris Brown fans is a panda.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Now I can die in peace.

    -Timothy Treadwell
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Did anyone ever notice that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew has no eyes!?!
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    Edited by Civil Negligence at 11/25/09 7:59 AM Civil Negligence was starred Civil Negligence was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
    Travis Henry just impregnated one.
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    It's also possible, though perhaps not likely, that Vince and Jerome were exchanging the top-secret formula for Frito-Lay's exciting new Chipotle Ranch Market Grill Applewood-Smoked Honey Barbecue Corn Chip.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Caption: Vince Young and referee Jerome Boger demonstrate the proper technique for the much-famed, yet difficult to achieve "Eiffel Tower" manuever.
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    Edited by Hit Bull Win Steak at 11/24/09 10:23 AM Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Just look at the technique on that - perfectly vertical forearms, elbows aligned, the optimal 28 degree lateral alignment, while maintaining the perfect 71 degree dorsal alignment. Man, someone's been breaking some tape down.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    I still think the high five between referee Billy Crystal and Reggie Miller in the movie "Forget Paris" was more egregious.

    What the hell am I talking about?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Still not as bad as the Bennett Salvatore-Derek Fisher bro-hug following Game 6 of the 2002 Western Conference Finals.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    I'm not a gambling man (because that's illegal and wrong in my state)

    Funny you should say that, because I showed up snot-hanging drunk to the OTB in midtown, and the nice man behind the plexi let me put my life savings on a harness race in Yonkers.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Between Vince and Kerry Collins, the Titans now have both a high 5 and a drunk one.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/24/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger
    Buffalo Bills fans know that Vince Young was just taking advantage of the ref properly noting to which upright the FG attempt was closest.

    /"good morning, suicide hotline, how may I help you Mr. Kelso'sMigraine?"
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Ha! Your mockery just makes me stronger!

    No it doesn't. It just makes me fatter.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    Thus making Lincoln Financial a Very Large Public Vomitorium? #publicurination
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