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    Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan Base

    Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/19/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan Base
    Boy, the roids have truly ravaged the once youthful and athletic body of Kelly Clemens. Still, Roger is not afraid to show his affection in public.
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    06/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Or Debbie Clemens- it's entirely up to you.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/19/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan Base
    Chain, 2-guard stubble & sleeveless black T. Gonna be an EPIC fucking summer at Galveston.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan Base
    Can I buy a shirt like Roger is wearing or is it more economical to just cut the sleeves off the one I bought at K-Mart?
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan Base
    Oh, and he signs off with "Peace In the Middle East.


    Seriously, does Clemens spend his free time thinking up new ways to sound like a total douchebag?

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    06/19/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: When Roger Clemens is involved, it's dushbag, remember?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/19/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan Base
    It appears Clemens is about to take him up on his offer of some "hard candy"
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    You all laugh, but that purse probably costs more than I make in a month.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    @Juancho: She drove an $80,000 BMW to that event, and you drove a fucking Hyundai.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    Apparently, Rog left all his HyperColor shirts at the cleaners, and that was the only shirt he had left.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    Gothamist readers will be invited to ask Brett Tomko questions like "how the fuck are you able to draw a paycheck?"
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    HOLY SHIT! His wife is so ripped on steroids and HGH that she broke through her dress!
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    05/13/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: It's all good, man- Marvel Studios has been trying to get that She-Hulk flick out of development hell for years.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    Makes sense. Greta Van Susteren is still on assignment in Hattiesburg.
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    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    That's not Roger Clemens. That's Rowdy Roddy Piper! And he's with The Rocket's wife! What gives?
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    05/13/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    Jimmy Snuka better watch out - his wife brought the coconuts.

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    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    What the freakin hell is going on with that shirt.


    Being a Yankees fan is such a bitch, not only do we have to deal with him being just another disgraced Yankee, but this is the shirt he wears while doing it.


    I no longer think I have the energy to cheer this team on anymore.

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/13/09

    @sarah0220: What about his wife's exposed bra strap on the right side there? Is that considered gauche?
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    05/13/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Exposed bra straps, in this case, is a major fashion faux pas. Like VPL.
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    /stares at middle of shirt for ten seconds


    I see it! It's...it's a dushbag!

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    @Athens_Grease: We will take over Poland by the Spring, and our stock will rise high!
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    05/13/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Win Back America One E-mail At A Time
    If he wants to win back America he should stop raiding Sinbad's closet.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    @ClueHeywood: You'll find the answer to that, ClueHeywood, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
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