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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    Thus making Lincoln Financial a Very Large Public Vomitorium? #publicurination
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    I really don't think featuring a 300 pound dude is going to help the Texans promote that new line of football-themed watersports videos they're selling. #publicurination
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    He is truly the Miles Davis of Houston's offensive line. #publicurination
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    I also piss in my briefs at work, and you don't even want to know about my Motions to Vacate. #publicurination
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I'd like to know!

    But then again, I have a dangerous and unsanitary feces obsession. #publicurination
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal

    I guess that would mean the city of Cincinnati is a giant shit hole. #publicurination
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    It wasn't the Center, so it's all good. #publicurination
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    Is that the same kind of "uncomfortable" sensation I experience when I take off my pants at work? #publicurination
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    His obsession with Fergie has finally gone too far. #publicurination
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    #offtopic

    My roommates and I were having some kind of drunk conversation that many, or at least a surprising number, of offensive linemen will pee their pants, on purpose, on gamedays. Can anyone help explain this? The guy who was telling us this was too intoxicated to properly explain it. #publicurination
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10/20/09

    In reply to Apparently, Paul Brown Stadium Is Also A Very Large Public Urinal
    Ohhhh--that was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life... Let's go!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    10/06/09

    In reply to Raiders-Texans Game Is An Excellent Place To Take A Nap
    "Is this the planet Houston?"
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/06/09

    In reply to Raiders-Texans Game Is An Excellent Place To Take A Nap
    I bet he's having that same dream I have, where I go to buy a used transmission from some guy on Craigslist, and then end up chained to a water heater in some basement in Schenectady.

    I hate when the alarm goes off, and I miss the good part.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/06/09

    @David Hume: Sounds like you've been to Schenectady.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/06/09

    @David Hume: True Life: I Found Love in A Tranny From [upstate New York].
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/06/09

    @David Hume: Sounds like you are going from transmission to emission.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/06/09

    In reply to Raiders-Texans Game Is An Excellent Place To Take A Nap
    Janikowski managed to wake up from his vodka nap to bang through two field goals.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    10/06/09

    In reply to Raiders-Texans Game Is An Excellent Place To Take A Nap
    ...and then he woke up on the HMS Defiance!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/06/09

    In reply to Raiders-Texans Game Is An Excellent Place To Take A Nap
    How I Could Just Gently Mock a Man.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/06/09

    @Mr. Praline: +1. Just great.
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