I Bandwagoned The How I Met Your Mother Finale, Which Sucked

I have a nasty habit of jumping into popular TV shows at the last moment to siphon off a bit of counterfeit emotional payoff without putting in the years and years of tedious buildup. I did this with Lost (not bad!). I did this with Breaking Bad (I REGRET NOTHING). And last night I did it with How I Met Your Mother


"Fuck You Tennis! I'm Trying To Watch How I Met Your Mother." Twitter Responds To The Novak Djokovic-Andy Murray U.S. Open Classic

Last night Andy Murry and Novak Djokovic played a 4 hour, 54 minute match, tied for the longest U.S. Open men's final ever. It was a gem. CBS scheduled the Monday match in the 4 p.m. slot to ensure tennis wouldn't bump into its primetime lineup. That didn't work. The nearly unprecedented match stretched more than an…