Deadspin Classic: How To Tap A Fucking Keg

For Spring Break, The Awl contributor Abe Sauer taught you how to get at that delicious, delicious beer. Well, you're not a college student now; you're a man, and you have friends and family to keep hydrated this holiday weekend. » 7/03/10 2:15pm 7/03/10 2:15pm

How To Tap A Fucking Keg

We asked Awl contributor Abe Sauer to write a profanity-filled, Spring Break-themed servicey piece, one that could be useful for both dopey sun-poisoned college kids and backyard BBQ enthusiasts. The Awl agreed to let us borrow its occasional series. Enjoy. » 3/23/10 2:30pm 3/23/10 2:30pm