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Artie Lange's Post-Buck Interview Round-Up

DAULERIO — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:45:27 EDT

Plus, Stern's odd little shout-out to Tommy Craggs ("I think he's from Miami") at the 9:20 mark here. 11 years later, Lange's firebombing is still not as awkwardHoward's on the ill-fated "Magic Hour."[Bob's Blitz]

Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'abate Becomes Latest Celebrity To Emasculate Himself With First-Pitch Disaster

DAULERIO — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:50:46 EDT

This is truly awful. It's actually worse than his wince-worthy ex-girlfriend apology videos. But at least we now know who taught him how to throw a baseball. [YouTube]

Man Claims A Dallas Cowboy Went Down On Him

DAULERIO — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:15:18 EDT

On Howard Stern this morning, Barrett Long, some straight dude who used to have gay sex for money or something said one member of the Cowboys gave him a bj. /No Romo. [The Big Lead]

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Finally Gets His Wings

DAULERIO — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:00:51 EDT

Howard Stern fans will know Kenneth Keith Kallenbach for his lifelong membership as one of the "Wack Pack" and his odd, disturbing, unfunny bits as the stoner kid with the big dreams that would never amount to anything. A Philadelphia area native and Phillies fan, Kallenbach was one of those "comedians" you laughed at — not with — and it was always tough to tell if he realized that or not. Maybe that was part of his genius? Or maybe he was just that innocent.

Kallenbach died today in a Chester County hospital after complications from pneumonia. He became sick while in prison, serving out part of a sentence for either a DUI or attempting to lure an underage girl into his car. So, he had his problems.

Say a little prayer for the troubled idiots of the world tonight, as they've lost one of their most esteemed members. But they can take solace that Kenneth Keith and Hank The Angry Dwarf will look over them forever.

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach In ESPN Monday Night Football Commercial [YouTube]
"Mike Schmidt" Comedy Sketch [Kenneth Keith's MySpaceTV]

Pat Jordan, Canseco "Square Off" On Howard Stern

Leitch — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:30:43 EDT

This morning, on The Howard Stern Show (a.k.a., the show you used to listen to all the time until either: a) he left for satellite radio, which you don't get; or b) he got divorced from his wife, draining the show of its subtle, mostly hidden pathos), Jose Canseco was a guest. And Pat Jordan, author of the gripping story about Chasing Jose for us, called in and chatted.

We can't say it was necessarily "enlightened discourse," but hey, it's radio. As you'd probably guess, Canseco is not pleased about the story, which means, of course, it's a pack of lies. After all, it's Jose Canseco, a beacon of truth and justice. You can hear the Jordan-Canseco clip right here.

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And if you want to hear the whole interview, here's the whole thing in five parts:

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Great Moments In Al Michaels History

Leitch — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:11:56 EST

One of the worst kept secrets of the Super Bowl week is that Al Michaels, after all the Monday Night Football switching-around, will leave ABC once Sunday's broadcast is over. (If you have a subscription, FTVLive.com has some good info on this.)

We have many Al Michaels memories — and it's not like he's dying; expect to see him all over NBC next year — but our favorite, like we suspect yours is, will always be the O.J. Simpson Blanca Bronco chase in 1994. In case you've forgotten, a Howard Stern fan called ABC during the chase and pretended he was in Brentwood watching O.J.. He of course yelled "Baba Booey" at the end of the call, and Michaels had to inform a befuddled Peter Jennings that it was a prank call.

"Do you believe in miracles?" Too many years ago for us; that will always be Michaels' signature moment.

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"I See O.J." [Phony Phone Calls]