For today at least. And somehow we made it through with only 70% of you realizing I know nothing about college football. Your final HJP of the day is below.
Now we're cookin'! Paulus choked (which should please you), Kenny Chesney sucks, and Lee Corso is frighteningly detailed.
In the words of jeremycham, "it has begun". Some good stuff to start, but we could have used a few more Greg Paulus references.
West F'in Virginia. That's all you need to know.
This Hugh Johnson post is in honor of John Holmes, WVU linebacker. We salute you... you know, with our hands.
Florida 17, Alabama 10, 2nd Quarter. Javier Arenas just made the dumbest play I've ever seen a college football player ever make. After the Gators connected on a field goal to tie the score at 10 apiece, Florida kicked off to Arenas. The kick was about to go out of bounds UNTIL ARENAS FIELDED THE DAMN BALL AT THE 3…
Your finals at this moment: Va Tech 17, Va Techless 14; Cincy 30, Syracuse 10; Clemson 31, South Carolina 14; NC State 38, Miami 28. The fights for Georgia and Kansas City continue to tighten with 9ish minutes left. Also, no one's resigned in the last hour or so, despite all the screaming we've heard from you that…
First, news: Sylvester Croom has resigned as Mississippi State head coach. The leading candidate for the position is... Sarah Palin? Silver, stop messing with us! And now your local angry young men in spandex...