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Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS

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Kid Canada
06/22/09

In reply to Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS
Harold was really pissed that Eddie Griffin was going to be playing him in the Moneyball movie.
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Karlifornia
06/22/09

In reply to Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS
clog the bases

I'm not a fan of this whole "wooden baseball shoes" trend, either.
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Hatey McLife
06/22/09

In reply to Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS
Thinking he didn't need a sign is why he has to write a blog for MLB to pay his electric bill.
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Fatty_B
06/22/09

In reply to Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS
Here's an observation for you, Harold.
Speed on the bases is the most over fucking rated statistic in the world.
If the slowest fattest fuck on your team is standing on second base and the next batter rockets one up the gap guess what will happen?
That's right, "cloggy" is going to score.
Douchebag.
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Karlifornia
06/22/09

@Fatty_B: You obviously don't root for a team that has Bengie Molina.
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Fatty_B
06/22/09

@Karlifornia:

Actually one of them is on my team. I just can't remember which one. He's on the DL with diarrhea or something.
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Karlifornia
06/22/09

@Fatty_B: Oh, yeah. I forgot there's an entire litter of Catching Molinas
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X-tacle
06/22/09

In reply to Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS
Yeah, stats are great. OPS is wonderful.

What I really want to know is how he learned to levitate a baseball.
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the earl of weaver
06/22/09

@X-tacle: Harold can't levitate a baseball. That's preposterous. The magical shark-tooth patterned pocket square, on the other hand...
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NordoftheBlings
06/22/09

In reply to Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS
As a key member of the '80s Seattle Mariner-juggernaut, Harold knows WINS are the only stat that matters.
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David Hume
06/22/09

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Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS

OPP on the other hand - I've come to believe he's into that sort of thing.
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