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    Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    The Orlando Sentinel, still tub-thumping about those miscreant Gators


    That's one thing you can say for the Sentinel. When they get knocked down, they get up again.

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    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    This guy would never make it on the Nebraska wrestling team.
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    I wonder if this guy's hiring...
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    "Honk it" is going to make a great title for my Huntley Johnson/Rich Gossage slash fiction
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    That may be the early front runner for quote of the year. It sounds like one of those Pussy Cat Doll songs with the parenthetical titles: "Get Down (On My Hog (And Honk It))"
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    Image of Billy Clyde Puckett Billy Clyde Puckett
    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    This will make for some fun conversation the next time my alma mater calls to get me to contribute. Really looking forward to it.
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    06/15/09

    @Billy Clyde Puckett:


    two bits, four bits, six bits, dollar
    all for the gators, git down n honk 'er.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    Johnson repeatedly told Thigpen: she just wanted to 'get down on his hog and honk it'; 'you want me to put my hog in your mouth'; '[c]ome in here and give me some head.' He also told her, at least once, to give his client a 'mercy fuck.'


    This sounds like the "other part" of Ben Cohen's internship.

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    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    This story is made that much more awesome if you imagine Johnson having the voice of Buford T. Justice
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    06/15/09

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    Johnson also dictated to Thigpen while urinating in the bathroom in his office...


    I don't get it - did he dictate a series of honks?

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    06/15/09

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    Oh sure, but when a chick urinates while you're dictating its called a female ejaculation. I'm tired of the the double standard!
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
    Don't you assume the risk when you work for a guy named "Hunt Johnson?"
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    06/15/09

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    Unless she was "propelled forward and into the air" the standard for revolting old guy behavior has not been satisfied.
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    06/15/09

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    Pamela, don't just stare at my hog; honk it. That's a very fine Two-Buck Chuck you're not drinking.
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    06/15/09

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    I guess you could say that this Gator is a Croc!
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    06/15/09

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    In response, Attorney Johnson said that The Sentinel's Jeremy Fowler is "probably a big fan of Nebraska wrestling".
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