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    Image of Chip Skylark of Space Chip Skylark of Space
    08/27/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting

    Okay, I'm reading this comment of Ichiro, and does it seem to anyone else that he's channeling Long Duk Dong? I'm kind of embarrassed for him...
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Chicks who dig home runs aren't the ones who appeal to me

    With that kind of attitude, she'll never let you past second base.
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    Image of PolishMafia PolishMafia
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Ladies...

    ...you down with OBP?
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    Greek McPapadopoulos promoted this comment Edited by PolishMafia at 08/26/09 5:43 PM PolishMafia was starred PolishMafia was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/27/09

    @PolishMafia: +1
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    I know this is off topic (and possibly funny only to me because I drive a Mitsubishi), but anybody else amused by this banner ad for the Lancer Sportback? On my PC, the animation is wonky and it makes it look like the car has lost its rims before it screeches to a halt.
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    Edited by Juancho at 08/26/09 5:39 PM Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of My futon pulls out, but I don't My futon pulls out, but I don't
    08/26/09

    @Juancho: Ichiro would like you to stop hating on the Japanese cars
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    Theodore Donald Kerabatsos promoted this comment My futon pulls out, but I don't was starred My futon pulls out, but I don't was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    08/26/09

    @My futon pulls out, but I don't: I love that song Ret the Good Times Rorr.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Jason Kidd, Jim Brown, and Sugar Ray Leonard all agree that the ladies love slap hits.
     Reply
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    Image of CamMartin CamMartin
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Hideki Matsui flirts by showing his ladies Behind the Green Door, but hits it out with something from his Tara Patrick collection.
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    TheHonJudgeSmails promoted this comment CamMartin was starred CamMartin was unstarred
    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    08/26/09

    @CamMartin: "Behind the Green Door" is a little too mainstream for ol' 'zilla. He likes to show the ladies "Shut Up And Blow Me #7," which is a little bit off the (beaten) path.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Such comments hurt his road beef VORP.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Ichiro mostly refuses to hit home runs because Gorilla Monsoon always referred to them as "Pearl Harbor jobs."
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    This answers no questions. Which sex does Ichiro like to do the ol' slap-and-tickle with?
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    [puts 'hitting a homerun = just flirting" defense in back pocket]

    /Every criminal defense attorney
     Reply
    Edited by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac at 08/26/09 5:26 PM dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Come on, Ichiro. You know you'd still rather turn your small-ball prowess into a Lucky Juan Pierre.
     Reply
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    "Chicks dig the small balls"
    -Jose Canseco
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    and once those panties are dropped, they will be sold in some vending machines Ichiro owns back in Tokyo
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    08/26/09

    In reply to Ichiro To Drop Panties With Slap Hitting
    Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

    That strategy ended up doing gangbusters for the career of Willy "Mays" Hayes.
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/16/09

    In reply to Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
    Is the safe word "Mary Todd Lincoln"?
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