Michael Phelps, America's Laziest Olympian, Barely Qualifies For…

We were this close (seven-hundredths of a second-close) to missing a Phelps-Lochte face-off. This guy just can't get motivated. After deciding to saunter his way through the London Olympics, participating in only seven events and not the eight he dominated in Beijing, Phelps almost wound up competing in only six.… » 7/28/12 9:30am 7/28/12 9:30am

About Last Night

What you missed while you were trying to nail your girlfriend on your parent's couch while watching Prime.
•College football: I wanna be a cowboy, baby. I can smell a pig from a mile away.
• NBA: Nowitski...goooood!
• College football: Rutgers caps off memorable season with win in bowl game that will never have the… » 12/29/06 8:23am 12/29/06 8:23am